“Need Quotes,” Chuck says.

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I'm looking for a good collection of Chuck quotes that are from everywhere except his books, such as:

Articles
Essays
Interviews
Actual conversations (that are true)
Speeches
Readings
Letters
Online classes
Workshops
Television
Radio
Telepathy.... :D

Etc…

If you have the source of the quote please give it.

For now I'll quote the transcribed [I]Haunted [/I] reading. I have a slew from the online classes, just need to find them.

[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=661604&postcount=13]The New York Haunted tour reading (5/31/05)[/URL]

This is a cool little B&N Interview that I just discovered.

[URL=http://www.barnesandnoble.com/writers/writer.asp?cid=976161&&bnrefer=0-10000-5000000000000-5000000&bnit=h]Meet the Writers: Lullaby Interview and Concepts on Writing[/URL]



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"I think they've always gone on. I've gotten some irate letters from oldsters saying 'We did this in the 1930s. You didn't invent anything.' And I'm like, 'Gramps, you should have put a name on it and sold it, because that's all I did.'"
[SIZE=1][INDENT][I]on the creation of Fight Club
an interview with Rolling Stone, September 19, 2002 [/I] [/INDENT] [/SIZE]

"All I can control is how much fun it is for me to do it. And beyond that, I can't control whether people are going to go to it, whether they're going to like it, how they're going to interpret it. I can't control it, so I don't even worry about it."
[SIZE=1][INDENT][I]on the reactions of fans to Fight Club
an interview with The Onion AV Club ([url]http://www.theonionavclub.com/[/url]), November 13, 2002 [/I] [/INDENT] [/SIZE]

"I haven't had a TV in 10 years, and I really don't miss it. 'Cause it's always so much more fun to be with people than it ever was to be with a television."
[SIZE=1][INDENT][I]an interview with the San Francisco Bay Guardian, October 30, 2002 [/I] [/INDENT] [/SIZE]

"The first step -- especially for young people with energy and drive and talent, but not money -- the first step to controlling your world is to control your culture. To model and demonstrate the kind of world you demand to live in. To write the books. Make the music. Shoot the films. Paint the art."
[SIZE=1][INDENT][I]Closing remarks made on an eClass forum (Barnes & Noble University), December 5, 2004 [/I] [/INDENT] [/SIZE]

"The other American myth is that if we can just get away from one other, then we'll be happy. We want to be on that desert island away from everyone, and then we'll be happy. And then we get to that isolated place where we're alone, and we're even more miserable than we ever were before. And so there's that constant pull between wanting to be with people, and wanting to be alone. We never want what we have at the moment we have it."
[SIZE=1][INDENT][I]Powells.com interview[/I][/INDENT][/SIZE]



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"There are places only books can go. That is the advantage books still have. This is why I write."
- "The Guts Effect", a letter to British booksellers.

It isn't the exact quote - he phrased the first sentence differently, but the way he put it kind of only made sense in the context of the article so...

...yes.



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[I][COLOR=Magenta]These are quotes from the 2005 B&N Haunted class:[/COLOR][/I]

“Some stuff, I still can't do for shit. I can't write a sympathetic character to save my ass. All I'd need to do is put a small girl on crutches, give her cancer and walk her out on stage... but I hate that stuff. So I overcompensate with characters that too many people despise.”--CP

[I][COLOR=Orange]Question: on Haunted's narrator[/COLOR]:[/I]
i had this same question about character reliability...leading me to "who is the narrator?" does s/he ever tell a story? what does s/he reveal?

[I][COLOR=Orange]Chuck's response[/COLOR]:[/I]
My intention was that the narrator is so chickenshit he/she hides within the common group identity. Like hiding in a mob.

It's the greatest rejection of personal resonsibility I could imagine for the "voice" of the story.
As an aside, don't you hate mated couples who always speak as 'we'? As in, "WE hate creamed spinach..."

chuck

[I][COLOR=Orange]Question[/COLOR]:[/I]
Don't you think it's possible to have a story that does nothing? I've had this nagging thought since I read Catcher about five years ago or so. And the movie Adaptation kind of reinforced it. I'm certainly a verb guy too, action is obviously essential, but doing nothing can also prove its own points can't it.

I mean, I'm pretty positive that "action-less" stories will NEVER inundate the market, but a few out there could at least mark examples, be the boundaries for "action" stories.

What do you think?
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[COLOR=Orange]Chuck's Response[/COLOR]:[/I]
Okay, I dare you. Name one exciting story in which the protagonist does little or nothing.

I'm thinking of Cuckoo's Nest, where the narrator is basically a witness who reports the story, but even Big Chief flees at the end.

Make me wrong on this,
chuck



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Chuck At Studio 360 (2-12-06)

In this interview Chuck talked about the violence in his stories which leads into a retelling of his father's murder. This is the first time I’ve heard chuck explain it in his own words, so i decided to transcribe it for quick reference. If you want to hear and download the whole interview go to this archived story at studio 360:

[URL=http://www.wnyc.org/studio360/archive.html]2005 - 2006: Palahniuk, Slapstick, Skyspace 2-09-06 (Show #706)[/URL]

[I][COLOR=Orange]Kurt:[/COLOR][/I]
Your work deals with violence. I understand that you've experienced some violence in your own family as well.
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Chuck:[/I][/COLOR]
Well who hasn't?

[COLOR=orange][I]Kurt:[/I][/COLOR]
Well I haven’t, actually. But I read that your father was killed, murdered, some years ago.

[COLOR=orange][I]Chuck:[/I][/COLOR]
My father was murdered in 1999, about three months before the [I]Fight Club [/I]movie premiered.

[COLOR=orange][I]Kurt:[/I][/COLOR]
And what were the circumstances? Was it just a random act of violence or something more complicated?

[I][COLOR=orange]Chuck:[/COLOR][/I]
(Laughs.) It was a strange story that if I wrote it as fiction I could never sell it. But my Father had been reading personal adds in a rural Washington state newspaper, and he saw an add that was marked [I]kismat[/I]. It was by a woman, a lawyer, who was looking for a man to date. What he didn't know was that she was looking for the largest man she could find because she had a violent ex-husband who had threatened to kill her and her children. Because she was testifying to send him back to prison, where she had met and married him while he was a prisoner, for similar things. So my father started dating this woman and subsequently on maybe their third or fourth date as he brought her home they were confronted by this ex-husband that killed them both.

[COLOR=orange][I]Kurt:[/I][/COLOR]
Good god.

[COLOR=orange][I]Chuck:[/I][/COLOR]
So you know, [I]kismat [/I]is right. It was kind of fate.



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I have some here: [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=12003]DANGEROUS Quotes [/URL]



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Gems from Vancouver reading, February 27, 2006

“Your life is nothing if not a slippery slope.” (From Mr. Elegant, my favorite line from the entire evening)

“For my age, I lied away three years and wrote down 24.” (From Mr.Elegant -- I love the minimalism here)

Q: If you were going to die tomorrow what you would you spend your last day doing?
A: I’d go to a florist and send enormous funeral arrangements to my loved ones, with a card that says “deepest sympathies in my death.”

“I volunteer at a hospice, where I care and nurture terminally ill patients. I find this is the best way to get pain killers. I’m really happy with the Percocet. Vicodins aren’t any fun now that they’ve reformulated them because of Courtney Love.”

“There’s a depth to human experience that is not served by Hollywood, music or television. There’s a depth to human experience that mass media cannot scratch.”

[SIZE=1]*Please note that I remembered these quotes the best that I could; writing lines down during the show as Chuck read, I would say -- from a word-for-word perspective -- these are at least 90% accurate, the difference --[I] if any [/I]-- is very slight.[/SIZE]



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From the[I] New Seattle Times [/I]interview.
[B]On Portland's Edge[/B]
03-09-2006

"YOU HAVE NO idea what it is like to constantly disappoint people. You see it the moment you meet them. You see in their eyes that they expected something so entirely different, and here they are meeting . . . you."

He'd written "Fight Club" partly because he got beat up one weekend and none of his co-workers at the plant asked about his rotten-banana face the next Monday. "I realized then, you could do just about anything on your own time, and the nice people you work with wouldn't care."

"What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus?" he asks. "They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises. From an early age, you're asked to believe in this guy who brings you toys, real tangible things. Then you're asked to believe in this impossible animal that brings candy, which is a little less tangible. Then, as you start getting your adult teeth you are sold the most impossible of all, a fairy who brings you your country's currency for your tooth."



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A good collection of quotes from a rather old interview:
I didn't see it in our archive.
[URL=http://www.powells.com/authors/palahniuk.html]Chuck Palahniuk on Oprah's diaphragm [/URL]
Anyone collect some bits from this year's tour?

"When I started writing, I said my goal was to bring people back to reading, people who had given up on reading. So I wrote for people who didn't read at that point. Today, you have to write books that can compete against video games and music videos and professional wrestling and all the other things people can do with their time. And those people want plot. People don't want stasis and description. They want the plot to move, they want lots of verbs. You know, verbs on top of verbs."

* * *

"When I was a kid I used to go to the library, and I would read all the Ellery Queen books, because with the Ellery Queen books they gave you all the clues. All the cards were on the table. It was an even playing field. And so when you could figure it out, it was a real victory. I loved reading them very slowly and then reasoning through them and trying to put together what we were given and why were we given that. What scenes stood out? What didn't fit? What were we shown on purpose because we had to be shown that thing? They were just great examples of revealing not too much but enough for people to get it if you wanted to get it. I loved those books."

* * *

"For a lot of the people who come to my readings, it's true that they don't read other books. Some people seem to think that's bad. So many guys come up to me at events and say, So is this what readings are always like? And I realize they've never been to a reading. They've never bought a hardcover book. Of course I shake their hand and say, Yes, readings are like this. Books are incredible. I don't want to ruin their first experience. I want them to come back to readings. I want them to buy other books. It's not about me being the center of the universe. It's about bringing people back to books, and showing them that books can be incredibly rewarding and entertaining and whatever. So yeah, these people read nothing else. But eventually they will. And maybe the reason they don't read other things is not their problem. Maybe it's just that there are a lot of sucky books out there. Not to say that my books are not sucky books."

* * *

"For me, plot is very important. Every chapter has to up the ante. Otherwise, why is it there? If no action is taking place within this section, what's going to increase the emotional and psychological tension. Maybe it's a lulling scene that's going to provide a contrast, that's going to give a very short, quiet episode before the huge breakdown and disaster. I'll do that occasionally, but just for contrast.

"It's like when Sigourney Weaver stripped down to her bra and panties, blew out the candle, and put out the cat before the final showdown with the alien. This scene was there to lull us - and, of course, sexually excite us. The music goes all soft, and then boom!, the alien's there. It's the oldest trick in the book.

"But anything that builds those skills, that gets people exercising that part of their mind, and makes them excited to be reading, makes them crave and look forward to it: I love that."

* * *

"I always think I deal with really typical things. Like I didn't invent the waiter-peeing-in-the-soup thing. I really invent so little of what I put in my fiction. But finding ways to make it real in the world, or reinventing it and make it seem real again, I think I do that really well. But as far as overall originality, there's just not a whole lot there."

* * *

"Humor is crucial. Otherwise, why bother? Without humor, my books would be like those tragic Oprah books. You know, everybody just weeping and looking tragic and...the end. Tragedy on top of tragedy is just overwhelming.

"In college, we read about a group of people who were shown photographs of dental decomposition in various stages. The people who were shown photographs of mild deterioration and mild tooth loss increased their dental care, their dental hygiene. But people who were shown severely deteriorated mouths, hideous photographs, those people just shut down entirely. They quit brushing their teeth and flossing altogether. It actually made them worse.

"That's why if you're going to portray sadness, if you're going to have enormous amounts of sad, dark material, it has to be presented in a funny way, or there has to be intermittent funny scenes to release that tension, to bring people back up, to contrast with the sadness so that it can occur again and again."

* * *

"At Book Expo my editor Gerry Howard got invited to a high tea at Oprah Winfrey's apartment. So I was really needling Gerry, trying to get him to bring back some sort of a sacred relic that we could sell on Ebay. I wanted him to go through her medicine cabinet, to look under her bed, pretend he'd lost a contact lens and get down on all fours, just look around and see what he could steal.

"Gerry wouldn't do it. He just totally gutted out. So while I was on tour, every time I was on the radio I told a story about how Gerry had stolen Oprah's diaphragm and put it on Ebay and we were both going to make a fortune and retire. I told that story in total seriousness in six major markets until finally I got this call from New York saying, Stop it! Don't tell that story any more. Cut it out.

"I was able to tell that story one more time in New York at a reading, but this time in the form of a public apology to Gerry, who was there. He laughed so hard that I knew that that night I could read all the filthy stuff."

* * *

"People seem very happy with Choke. Some people say it's my funniest book so far. But I got one guy at the Barnes and Noble Union Square event who stood up and basically read my beads, just said, When the fuck are you going to stop doing this 'identity crisis' thing, talking about identity as a central theme and move on...blah blah blah. It's been four books. You're still dealing with identity. We need you to give it up and really show us something new with your talent. And then he goes, Well, I think you're a great writer. I really love your work. And I'm kind of like, Okay, cut my balls off and then compliment me?

"I told him that I really wanted to completely explore the theme of identity. You know, not just dash it off and get rid of it, but explore it from every angle before I left it behind. But I think in a way he's right. And that's why my next book, Lullaby, is such a complete departure from identityitis. Identity plays no part at all in Lullaby. It's got entirely different themes.

"But a half dozen guys came up to me in line that night and very seriously said, You want me to take that guy out? I think he's still downstairs. You want me to take care of him for you? And they were totally serious. So I went, Yeah, would you?"

* * *

"I think that the central, most American literary theme is the invention of self. We see it in Henry James's Bostonians; we see it in The Great Gatsby; we see it in Breakfast at Tiffany's. People who move to the city from the country and reinvent themselves, or move to the frontier and reinvent themselves. It's the poor person becoming the rich person. You know, the nobody becoming the celebrity. It's such an American genre, this whole idea of reinventing and creating your self based on your dream, or how you perceive yourself to be, or not to be, whatever. And I've always seen that as the most American literary device or literary theme, so I really wanted to play with that.

"Maybe it's only at this point that I've become comfortable with who I am, so that theme no longer appeals to me. Plus, four books based on that! Fight Club is based on what you are not; Invisible Monsters was based on recreating yourself based on fashion and fantasy; Survivor was based on creating yourself in the face of immortality; and Choke was based on creating yourself out of a purpose, out of something that you stake your life on, that you commit to. So they're all about creating identity. But it's time to get past that."

* * *

"The books are always about taking a character from faux happiness and isolation back into community, into dysfunctional, unpleasant, chaotic, but ultimately more fulfilling community. Because the other American myth is that if we can just get away from one other, then we'll be happy. And so we want to be Howard Hughes in the penthouse, or we want to be William Randolph Hearst at San Simeon. We want to be on that desert island away from everyone, and then we'll be happy. And then we get to that isolated place where we're alone, and we're even more miserable than we ever were before. And so there's that constant pull between wanting to be with people, and wanting to be alone. And flip-flopping back and forth. You know, if you're married you want to be divorced. If you're divorced, you want to be married. We never want what we have at the moment we have it. And so the books are always about bringing people back into community, people who've achieved that isolation and now hate it.

"You know, five minutes after the lambs stop screaming in Silence of the Lambs, the lambs started screaming again. They never stopped screaming for, at the very most, five days, okay. Clarice had maybe a five-day window. But she woke up one day and those lambs were screaming louder than ever, and she realized that she was on a treadmill. For the rest of her life she was going to be shutting the lambs up. And every time she got them to shut up, they would shut up for shorter and shorter periods of time, until eventually Clarice Starling will kill herself. Or she will go on medication. You know, eventually the last book in that series will be called The Medicating of the Lambs, or The Prozac of the Lambs."

* * *

"It feels like that kind of a cycle never does end. Damn it. I think we're all doomed to reincarnation. People believe reincarnation's a good thing. But it feels like that hamster wheel to me. Who wants to be there for the final curtain, to be on stage for the plague/war/famine, whatever's going to happen. All those people who threw away their cigarette butts and killed all the birds? So boy, rotting in a box does not sound like such a bad thing at this point."

* * *

"As a child my father impressed upon me that if you are going to do stupid things you are going to have to pay the price. Once he actually threatened to chop off my finger with an axe for something I'd done. And at that moment it became incredibly clear to me that I am a cause in my own life, that I had to take responsibility for myself for the rest of my life, and not blame anyone for the things that I did. I was not going to blame anyone. If I wanted something to happen, I was going to make it happen. I was going to be the cause. You may forget those defining moments, but you still act out of those decisions. And I think that is one reason I've been very proactive in my life, because of that one afternoon, when it became really clear that I am responsible for me.

"A childhood is full of great defining stories, these moments in which you make enormous decisions about how the world is and how you will be in reaction to that world for the rest of your life. And you forget that you did that. You just become that reaction, but you can't remember why you became that. And remembering the moment when you made that decision and became that reaction is so freeing because you're like, Oh my God. Suddenly you have the choice of either being that thing that you've always chosen to be, or being something totally different that's not a reaction to the fact that no one showed up for your fifth birthday party. You're free from that tragedy of the past. You don't have to be a reaction to it for the rest of your life."

* * *

"I see hope as this rather pointless, amorphous emotion. Hope doesn't accomplish anything. Action accomplishes something. The idea that a possibility creates something... Sitting around hoping for something doesn't do much."

* * *

"When you think about what a small percentage of the people in this huge culture actually control things, it's staggering that more people aren't controlling their culture. It's only a tiny handful. And why is that? That's what breaks my heart. And I think young people, with the Internet and the availability of technology, are more and more able to get their stuff out. But then I worry whether by the time they have the technology we will have cut expressive courses in high school and college to the point that no one has the ability anymore to express themselves in an entertaining, balanced, or interesting way. Band and art and creative writing, or any of those things that we don't see as vocational, could actually be the most important courses, because they give kids a way of expressing themselves other than breaking things."

* * *

"The idea, Don't push the river, it flows. You could sit here all day and the river is not going to flow you where you want to go. And is it really pushing when you're doing something you love to do? Or is it just in a way surrendering yourself to that thing that you've always wanted to do? I don't see that as pushing the river. I see that as jumping in and letting the river sweep me along rather than clinging to the bank and not doing the thing that I'm dying to do."

* * *

"You know, all I've ever known are really obsessive passions, so it's hard for me to imagine people who don't have some sort of obsessive passion in their life, something that they have always dreamed of doing, whether or not they're doing it. I think that everyone's got an incredible passion, whether or not they admit it, or whether or not they're even aware of it anymore. Maybe they've just completely forgotten the fact that they wanted to do this thing when they were a child. Or they talked themselves out of ever doing that or being that. But I have to think that everyone's got that passion, and that much of our unhappiness and destructive behavior is based on not doing what we were created to do, for whatever reason."

* * *

"Oh, my God, sometimes I think I live my life more on the page than I do in the world anymore. And I get a little worried that I've reached the point where I can imagine things so clearly and so satisfactorily that I'll be disillusioned with everything in the physical world, because I can imagine things so much better. At that point I would be so dissatisfied with reality I would be nothing but Jabba the Hutt at my laptop and do nothing out in the world.

"You have to wonder when you see people like Stephen King, who I perceive as writing compulsively. And now, come to find out, he's taken drugs and drunk alcohol compulsively. If part of that isn't also this disillusionment with the physical world and the idea that this fantasy life on the page can be so much more exciting and fulfilling than real life can ever ever ever be... On the page you can do things that are impossible in the world, because the world is so regulated and structured anymore. On the page you can make those mistakes and have those adventures. I just get a little worried that I'll stop having those adventures in the world. And I won't even bother with the physical world because the fake world is so much nicer, so much more satisfying."

* * *

"Well, I suppose there isn't probably much difference between a sex addict and a writer. But when it's behavior that anesthetizes - come to think of it, writing anesthetizes, doesn't it? Okay, there's no difference whatsoever."



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I don't remember the context of the following quote, but it is a reply Chuck posted during the Barnes and Noble online book discussion for Diary.

"[B]We tend to live by rules that never made any sense, but we've forgotten they aren't the truth.[/B]" - Chuck

This next one Chuck penned in on the letter he sent to me in a reply from when he had the fanmail window during December 2004. I had asked him about the effects of industry engulfing his writing, similar to the way record labels control music.

"[B]Yes, art and artists get tainted, but nothing stays tainted forever[/B]" - Chuck

I hope I did this is the sort of thing you're looking for. if not, sorry for f'ing up!

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I think Jeff's recent interview should sit in here. It doesn't cut at the same old calluses. If you want the first real [I]Rant [/I] nuggets then this is the interview to collect them.

If you read, enjoy, and have some afterthoughts, leave the man some words at [URL=http://www.strangehorizons.com/2006/20061016/palahniuk-int-a.shtml]Strange Horizon[/URL].
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Interview: Chuck Palahniuk
By Jeff Sartain

16 October 2006
Chuck Palahniuk Photo

© [url]www.jeanmarmeisse.com[/url], Paris 2006;
Used with permission.

A former semi-truck mechanic with a degree in journalism, Chuck Palahniuk broke out as a major figure in American literature shortly after David Fincher adapted his first novel, Fight Club, into a film starring Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and Helena Bonham Carter. Two more of his books, Survivor and Invisible Monsters, were immediately published coinciding with the release of the film, and a meteoric rise to literary fame began. Proving he wasn't a one-hit wonder, Palahniuk published Choke in 2001 to rave reviews and massive public acceptance, debuting at number ten on the New York Times Bestseller List.

Since Choke, though, Palahniuk's fiction has taken a decidedly darker turn since he contracted with Doubleday to produce a triad of horror novels. Lullaby, Diary, and, most recently, Haunted make up his initial speculative fiction offerings. Palahniuk is currently working on a book of essays about his minimalist style of writing, which is the culmination of two years of a public Writers Workshop that he held at his official website. This summer he is also finishing his eighth novel, Rant, which is his first foray into science fiction, due out in mid-2007.

I caught up with him in Chicago on the paperback tour for Haunted, a novel made up of twenty-five short stories and poems linked by a unifying frame-tale. Included in Haunted is the controversial and wildly popular short story "Guts," which has been causing people to faint and vomit at his readings since he first premiered it while on tour for his collection of journalism, Stranger than Fiction. "Guts" was recently selected to The Year's Best Fantasy and Horror Eighteenth Annual Collection, edited by Ellen Datlow, Kelly Link, and Gavin Grant.
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Jeff Sartain: Coming from a mainstream position, what you've written seems to break the boundaries of what many people consider the traditional horror genre. When you write a speculative piece, do you find yourself more engaged by pushing a character's perspective, or do you find yourself really engaged with the ideas or commentary you want to make?

Chuck Palahniuk: In minimalism, I think you're always trying to work with the same thing as many different ways as possible. Lullaby, for example, is about presenting as many different forms of power and domination and competition as possible. So years ago, when I was studying minimalism, I didn't get it until I watched a Skipper's Seafood commercial. And in that commercial, in just thirty seconds, they showed me a bag, and they showed me a sign, and they showed me laughing people eating fish, and they showed me people drinking out of paper cups with "Skippers" written on it. They showed me Skippers fish and chips with as many different images and symbols as possible. So in minimalism, in Lullaby, the idea was to present the struggle for domination through invasive plants and animals, through magic, through families. Think of the group that goes on the road; it's really a family: a mother, a father, and two children. Through politics, because Carl Streator represents the aristocracy, and Helen represents the bourgeoisie striving for more power, and the two kids represent the proletariat who have no power and are willing to do anything to get some power. So all these different metaphors, everything throughout the entire book, is just another way of presenting this ongoing struggle to either maintain power, gain power, or get any amount of power. So really every book is just a collage of as many metaphors as I can find along the same theme. And so no matter how seemingly disparate those elements might be, there's a sort of organic wholeness to it, because on some level, you do recognize that they are all dealing with the same issue.

JS: So with Haunted, you're obviously exploring similar themes with the short stories that make up the bulk of Haunted. What inspired you to try to link all those stories, rather than publishing them one at a time in various places or publishing them as a collection of just short stories? Why move it into the sphere of the novel by putting in the unifying narrative?

CP: A couple of different things. Number one: The publisher said, "Can you link these? Novels sell so much better than short story collections, and if we can even slap A Novel on the cover, it would sell twice what it would sell otherwise." I've even seen an introduction to a Stephen King short story collection where he acknowledges it: "This is not going to sell anywhere close to what my novels would sell." And on another level, I really wanted to present something in a sort of vaudeville, smorgasbord format, where you have as many different forms of storytelling, ongoing throughout the book, as possible. The idea was sort of like A Chorus Line, the movie or the musical, where you trap people, in this case in a theatrical setting, and they literally stand on a stage and they tell an ongoing story with a through-line. Will these people get hired as dancers? But within that, they also present a very vaudeville program of dance, ballads, love songs, stand-up comedy, dramatic monologue; they're presenting a constant flow of different types of storytelling. So if one type, one small bit doesn't work, there's always another bit that can work in a different way and a better way. And on a third level, I wanted to mimic those "Best of" books—Best of Edgar Allen Poe or The Collected Works of Robert Louis Stevenson—that we grew up with. They sat on a table and you could open them at any point and read a short thing, or a long thing. So you have a whole selection of different things by the same person.

JS: What draws you to write horror?

CP: You know in a way, if you call it horror, you can sort of mask its intentions within some sort of horror expectations. Because with horror, you are granted the permission, and you ask the permission to end badly. A horror novel, as a social convention, is allowed to end in a dark way and to go to much darker places. It's sort of like labeling it right from the get go: "This is not going to end well." So that's the number one motivation. Since September 11, if you want to write a book that ends really poorly, it's really hard to do that on a soap box and call it social commentary.

JS: Do you ever set out to make an ostensibly political book, or does the commentary fall more on a social or cultural scale, with the book just ending up being prescient or political?

CP: It's sort of the opposite direction of that, actually. It goes to a much smaller political scale. I'm always identifying some fallacy in my own life. I'm sort of making fun of myself by exploring and unpacking just why I'm sort of automatically thrown to be a certain way. And if I can be really brutally honest about myself in regard to that, then I think people admire that and can see themselves in that kind of really brutal honesty. And they see a sort of permission to acknowledge a part of themselves that they've been in denial about for most of their lives.
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JS: Even prior to these three horror novels, Lullaby, Diary, and Haunted, none of your books end in what would be considered a cheery fashion, or have any sort of lasting consolation at the end. In terms of Haunted being a horror novel, what draws you to the bad ending?

CP: The bittersweet. Ira Levin, I always thought, was terrific at doing those dark, bittersweet endings. You know, where I think it really mimics real life. It's never happily ever after, and a moment after the curtain comes down on even a happy ending, everything's gonna go to shit. At least with a Rosemary's Baby ending, or a Stepford Wives ending, you have that acknowledgement that if you wait long enough, something bad will happen again.

JS: So you may have just answered this, but who's your favorite horror writer?

CP: Shirley Jackson. When "The Lottery" was published originally in the New Yorker, I think in 1948, people all over the world wrote in. They got more correspondence on that piece of fiction than on any other fiction, or maybe all of them combined, that they'd ever gotten. People cancelled their subscriptions all over the world. There was such upset. So, before I sat down to write "Guts," I thought, how would you have to write "The Lottery" now, in such a way that you'd generate that same strong outrage? And so "The Lottery" was really my inspiration for "Guts."

JS: When did you stop keeping count of the "body count" of people who passed out when you read "Guts"?

CP: I stopped in Toronto last year when it got to 71. It was a prime number.

JS: Over how many cities was that, roughly?

CP: It was about a year and a half of touring, so it was easily twenty cities. At least twenty or twenty-four cities.

JS: You've said your next novel is going to be set in a dystopic, science fiction society. Can you give us any more background on the dystopic nature of the society? Is it a recognizable present? Or is it completely speculative and invented?

CP: It's a very sort of day-after-tomorrow setting, wherein metropolitan areas over about a million people, they've been forced to make maximum use of the existing infrastructure. There is The Infrastructure Effective and Efficient Use Act. So a certain number of people have to live their lives outdoors between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m., and a certain number of people can only leave their homes between 8 p.m. and 8 a.m. So basically, public life has to be lived in these shifts, in order for everyone to fit on the streets because there's just no more room for any more infrastructure, any more highways. So it polarizes the community into day people and night people, and it becomes sort of a metaphor for racism and classism.

JS: You've also hinted that the next novel will be about car culture. Why cars? What metaphors engage you about cars?

CP: The book itself is called Rant, and it's a fake biography of a guy named Rant Casey. The car thing kind of functions as a second act dynamic, a sort of model in which people interact. So it's a metaphor, but also a physical structure that allows people to meet and come together and sort of interact around a competition, a ritualized structured expression. And in this case it's something called "party crashing." It's based on the Cacophony Society. People take conventional ways that other people have always decorated their cars, and use them as ways of giving other people permission to approach them. A friend of mine—and everybody's had this experience to some extent—he put his coffee cup on his car on his way to work. And as he was driving to work, countless people pulled up next to him and waved, pointed at his roof, or laughed. And in a way, by doing that sort of thing, by wearing a funny hat, or a funny piece of jewelry, that gives people permission to approach you, to interact with you. And he loved that so much that the next day he drilled a hole in his car and bolted a travel mug to his roof. And everywhere he went, everyone had this ongoing permission to laugh and point and roll down their window and stop in traffic and say, "You have a cup! You forgot your cup!"
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JS: That seems to be the light, harmless version of leaving the baby carrier on the roof. . . .

CP: But that's what he moved to. Among him and his peer group, people started putting more and more "inadvertent" things on their roofs. People would bolt whole dish sets to their roofs, with tablecloths. Because they all had junker cars. And so eventually you had these thanksgiving turkeys, and these huge 12-course meals bolted to their roofs. Or baby carriers. All these different versions of ways for them to be idiots in public and let people approach them. And so the whole second act of Rant is people interacting in what they call "party crashing," where they decorate their cars as a Just Married car, with the tail of cans, the sprays, and the whipped cream and they go out during very specific windows of time late at night in this big city, and they stalk each other. And they get into fender benders by stalking and chasing and escaping each other in this big consensual demolition derby that takes place in public. You think of all the sort of conventional ways that we make our car stand out—like tying a Christmas tree to the roof. So there are Christmas tree nights in party crashing culture. There are mattress moving nights, where you see cars with mattresses on top. There are student driver nights, where everybody puts a big fictitious student driver sign on their car. So there's all these different, seemingly ordinary ways of decorating their cars. But they do it in a slightly specific way during these windows of time, in these very specific parts of the city, and it allows them to do this sort of Fight Club-like party crashing, that allows men and women and people of all ages and races to act in this mutual chaos.

JS: Who've you read recently?

CP: I read and I liked a man named Allan MacDonell. He has a book out now with Feral House Press called Prisoner of X. It's sort of his autobiography as executive publisher of Hustler for 35 years. I thought it was just a book packed full with great material. I can't say it taught me anything about writing. The writing itself was pretty standard, but it was such a flow of constant, really extraordinary situations and details, that it kept you really engaged. So you finished the book in maybe one or two sittings. I read an Iraq memoir that's out right now called Chasing Ghosts. It's really dark. I couldn't believe how dark it was, and that's always very attractive to me. And it goes to a kind of place, in regards to innocent people living in such horrific circumstances—you know tortured children, just really horrible upset—that most other books can never go to. So I think Paul Rieckhoff, the author, was really brave with the nature of all the things he depicted. He just really didn't hold back on anything. And he was very, very honest with his own feelings, which was admirable.
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JS: What do you think about the larger state of contemporary literature, after the revealing of the J. T. Leroy hoax and the James Frey hoax? What do hoaxes do to an industry or art in general?

CP: It's the way it's always been. Remember Sapphire? The book about this tortured teenage sex worker that was exposed as a big fraud. [Ed.: Push.] That wasn't even that long ago. Remember The Amityville Horror? People loved the fact that that was a true story, even though it's been exposed as a total hoax. But even now they're still making sequels to it; we're still obsessed with that story. It never changes. We're always seeing that kind of fraud.

JS: It seems indicative of the fact that, even more than ever before, authors have to create a certain persona.

CP: But when you look at the history of what's succeeded and what's lasted, the majority of it seems to be from writers who're able to craft a public persona and who're able to tour an enormous amount. Mark Twain toured huge amounts, Edgar Allen Poe was constantly writing reviews and writing non-fiction to support his fiction. Agatha Christie; her whole kidnap thing. She was a non-entity until she became this nationally-known kidnapped woman, and everyone was raving, "What happened to the mystery woman?" And after that, her books started to sell. So we always have this myth that the writer is someone who hides out, like Emily Dickinson in her attic, but the truth is the majority are people who have to get out and tour like crazy and create a public persona to help sell their book.

JS: So what specific attributes do you bring to a reading, which is almost a performance sometimes, that make up your public persona? What things show up that wouldn't appear when you're at home or with friends?

CP: It's funny because I kind of make my public persona work based on the things that entertain my friends. You know, what do my friends laugh at? And I try to make that public presentation as unpretentious as possible. People tell me stories that have been really remarkable, and that I know work, and that can be used in different combinations. And then I road test them on my friends, and take stories from my friends.

JS: In a letter you wrote to me years ago, you wrote that the genesis of most of your writing comes from your friends, or stories about your friends. You wrote this small anecdote about a friend who's sitting in a casino and looking at all the fake jungle all around.

CP: Tom! We used to call him Reno Tom because he moved out to Reno. He looked at all the fake jungle and birds in this casino and said, "This is what life will be like in outer space colonies, where everything has to be shipped in, and it's artificial and underground." And it was such a bright thing to say. And it's funny because when somebody does say something really bright like that, your emotional recognition of it keeps it in your head for the rest of your life. And you can use that one memory cue to bring up the rest of the scene. There was a dancer there in a leotard that looked like a tuxedo, a strapless bodice, and fishnet stockings. And she came over, and I remember that she was telling us that she used to be a fine dancer, from New York, a ballet dancer. And when she moved to Reno it was all about dancing with your tits out, so she was disgusted and so she became a cocktail waitress instead. And her name was Toni. Toni with an "i." And I remember that. And that was seventeen years ago. And I only remember it because of that bright thing that Tom said. But that one little memory brings back a huge spectrum of images.
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JS: It's been ten years now since you first published Fight Club as a novel. What's changed in ten years for you?

CP: I'm not working full time anymore. I'm not working at Freightliner. I have a different car. I have a 2000 Toyota pickup, whereas before I had a 1985 Toyota pickup. I had a little yellow one, 4-speed, 4-cylinder. Now I have a Toyota Tacoma. Basically, all my friends are still the same. I live in the same house. Everything else for the most part is still the same. I go to the same writers' workshop, but we meet on Friday nights now instead of Thursdays.

JS: So your success as a writer hasn't changed your relationship in any way with your writers' workshop then?

CP: Some of us in the workshop after sixteen years, some people make their living at it. Some people publish a few short stories. Some people have never published. And some of us have died. But we so much enjoy being together once a week, that in a way, presenting our work is just an excuse for us to be together and to catch up. And so it's just sort of amazing just to think, after sixteen years to still have these friendships that are based on mutual passion. So many people's friends are just based on family, or jobs, or work, or school. They're based on external circumstances, so once those circumstances change, the friendships, the relationships fall away. And so it's incredible to have relationships that are based on a shared passion.

JS: I know you don't keep tabs on the film adaptations day to day, but where does most of your work stand in terms of film?

CP: Almost all of the fiction has been picked up for film options. Right now they're still trying to decide whether to break up Haunted and sell the stories separately or sell the whole thing as one big package. Choke is partially cast and it was supposed to start filming back in March. Right now they've got Susan Sarandon for the role of the mother, but they lost the male lead. So right now they're trying to cast the male lead. Survivor was bought by the writer/director team from Constantine. And my screen agent, who is a really, really tough sell, has read their screenplay and he was really impressed. He said it was brilliant. Diary, they have a screenplay with an Icelandic producer who's made a bunch of Harrison Ford movies, and he's developing it. They're shopping it around for casting. Invisible Monsters, Jesse Peyronel has had the option for years now, and he's been casting it. I just sold the option this year on Lullaby to a Swedish man who's made his name making television commercials and music videos. He just did a 36-series of eBay Express television commercials that are just coming out, and he wants to be the next David Fincher. His plan is to have Lullaby into production in a year and a half, two years at the most.

JS: Which of your six remaining novels would you most like to see up on the big screen?

CP: I'd like to see Survivor. Just so the trick ending will be demonstrated visually and I won't have to answer that question anymore. But I'd also really like to see Lullaby. Lullaby is one that I've always really been attached to, if only because it does flash-forwards, which you really seldom see in books. I was so tickled at how each of those turned out.
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JS: The sexuality in Choke seems a little graphic, even by Hollywood's loosening standards. How do you think they'll get your material intact and get it past the MPAA, especially in books like Choke?

CP: I think in a way, the unacknowledged American standard for success is to transgress. Break the rules, or find a place where the rules aren't there yet, where they're not legally set in stone, and do something there, and make your name by breaking convention.

JS: That seems to be the fundamental American hypocrisy, right? We venerate the rebels, but we tell people to toe the line and be good.

CP: Yeah. We say, "be a good kid," but then we reward the bad kids.

JS: What do you think facilitates someone cutting their own path, or making their own way, transgressing against what they're told to do? What do you think has to come together for someone to be able to do that?

CP: A rejection of external acknowledgement. You can't base what you do on the reaction of other people. You can't be pandering for their approval and still do something that's still worthwhile. It was nice to come to the point where it didn't really matter to me whether people liked or didn't like anything I did, as long as they remembered. Taste is such a changing thing. Every age our tastes change. But the things that really last aren't necessarily the best or the worst or the most loved things, but they're the things that make the biggest impression. So that was always the goal, just to make a really strong impression that will last over time. So many of the books that we think of as America's most beloved classics, like Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, were, at the time, fantastically controversial because they used a sort of low culture dialect, and they told stories from a sort of uneducated idiot's point of view, using idiot's language. So they were really despised by the intelligentsia. Yet those are the things that last and become the beloved things. The Great Gatsby came out and everybody turned their nose up. And yet that's the thing that we remember. We don't remember so much Tender Is the Night, or the ones that sold a million copies. But we remember the one that failed. [/QUOTE]



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“Just remember, the same as a spectacular Vogue magazine, remember that no matter how close you follow the jumps: Continued on page whatever. No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it all. There's that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should've been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That's how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice. None of this matters. We're just warming up.”

“People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.”

“The best way to waste your life, ... is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate.”

“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. stone crumbles. wood rots. people, well, they die. but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.”

“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?”



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I can't quote it exactly, but someone asked him about writer's block on the postcards DVD, and he said soemthing to the effect of not forcing it
"If you don't have to shit, you don't sit there on the toilet..."

Too lazy to find the clip, but I need to so I can frame it over my monitor.

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Thanks for the props on the interview. It was tons of fun to do. Keep up this collection of quotes -- I'm annotating a couple of Chuck books that I'm teaching in a class in the fall, so these quotes really help illuminate some of the points that I find in the novels.

Keep posting sources and links. A quote is no good unless someone can verify it.

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[font=tahoma]sorry, can't myself verify it. but i did find it on this site and i'm hoping someone will know where it is.. one of my favorite chuck quotes and i'll mangle the quote so i'll just explain it and sit here breathing hope that i can see it again:

during fight club production, edward norton started asking chuck questions about his character. he wanted to know exactly what was going on in a particular scene, what was going on inside the head of the character. and chuck said, "smartass that i am, i told him i didnt know. i didnt read it. im waiting for the movie."

i wouldnt mind reading that small article again. hell, it may even be in fugitives.[/font]

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Speaking of Chuck quotes...

I remember this one from a while back, however for the life of me I don't remember the source... If anyone remembers, and can let me know where it originally came from, it would be much appreciated!

"“Television, music, and movies have taken the brunt of society's scapegoating. In a way, it's really left the door open for books. People don't think of books anymore as mass media. Books have become this very subversive, very private, very under the radar sort of way of getting ideas into the culture. I think it's wonderful right now. People are starting to go back to books for subversive ideas. Books are sitting in a great place right now. They can get away with everything that music, video games and movies can't.”"



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[QUOTE=monkeywright;913716]I can't quote it exactly, but someone asked him about writer's block on the postcards DVD, and he said soemthing to the effect of not forcing it
"If you don't have to shit, you don't sit there on the toilet..."

Too lazy to find the clip, but I need to so I can frame it over my monitor.[/QUOTE]

You're in luck. I made an entry of this quote on [URL=http://www.ultraist.net/journal/2007/02/09/mantra-4/]my blog[/URL]. It goes like this:

Q. “Give us the scenario where you are stuck. You know, where you know where the story wants to go, but it’s not fleshed out the way you thought or something…“

Chuck. “Okay, let me ask you a question first. Do you ever go into the bathroom, sit on the toilet when you don’t need to take a shit? Do you? Do you ever just sit there when you are like, completely empty, and you sit there and push? No, you don’t. You go eat something. And then you live your life. And then what happens, happens. And it’s the same thing with writing. It’s like, if I don’t have an idea that I’m not absolutely terrified of losing, then I don’t bother to write.”