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In the most recent story I wrote, I use the phrases "doing coke" and "breaking up a line of coke." Are there better ways of saying these things? Someone told me that nobody says "doing coke," and another person suggested I find a more subtle or slang way of saying "breaking up a line of coke." Any suggestions? Thank you in advance.
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Cutting a line.... chopped coke.... snorting lines.... snorted a sick line... did some blow...
those aren't so good... but.... To make it more subtle it might help to not even use the word "coke." There are other ways to get it across without using the obvious c-word. Same goes for using the word marijuana. You wouldn't say "Let's smoke marijuana!" Same kind of deal.
we just did a bunch of this shit this past weekend and my personal favorite was after seeing the lines cut out on the mirror blurting out
"holy shit, it looks like a damn bunny slope, who brought the skis?"
it was funnier when i was out of my mind i promise
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In New York, there are two terms. If someone is asking me if I want to do coke, it's:
"Do you want to go skiing?"
"Do you want to party?"
There's ripping lines, key bumps (taking a bit on the edge of a car key and snorting that), rails and gumming, which is rubbing the residue on your gums.
Once, before going to New Orleans, I called my friend who lives down there and asked, "What's the snow situation like down there? Do I need a jacket?" His response was, "The snow down here sucks. It wouldn't be worth it to bring a jacket."
Which translates to: "Is the coke good?" "No."
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I haven't seen "Tooted" mentioned. We used to always say - Wanna Toot a rail.
Blow.
Riding the train.
When ordering we'd say - "I'm bringing my friend Benjamin. And some other friends. We're going to hang, so set up like four chairs."
Translation - I got $100. That's how much we want. Set up 4 lines so we can do them as soon as we get there.
Most of the time, you do your line. Somebody does theres. When everybody does it all, you take the residue and wipe it on your teeth. It makes your mouth numb like it's novacaine. If it's really good, your whole mouth and teeth will go numb without putting any in your mouth. When you do it, you gag a little from feeling some of it shoot down your throat. Then you gag a little more when your throat goes numb and it feels really weird to swallow. A couple minutes later you start getting hyper and fidgety. Then you are talking really fast about things you think are important, but on looking back they are the dumbest conversations in the world - not deep at all. Then you hit a point when you start thinking about doing another one, getting obsessed almost until you chop out the next set.
Coke's a funny drug. You are loving it while you're doing it and then the next day you're pissed at yourself because you're all tired and your nose is plugged and you're spitting up nasty shit and your sinuses are fucked.
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[QUOTE=karbunkle]somehow i doubt it
the other two there with me i would describe as connoisseurs of illegal drugs and they seemed to dig it[/QUOTE]My mom said she did coke and felt nothing she just sat up all night talking and i was like yeah mom well....
blow, rails, getting amped, powder your nose, bolivian marching powder, hanging with pablo,cables,straightening out,cutting one out, doing a bump,, a little pick me up, tooted, a little tony montana,skyed,columbian care package, taking a snow day,sking,charlie, and a term I personally coined blow sizlac.
Some have already shared their first experience with coke. Which is exactly what I've been looking for. So I hope this isn't off topic.
So. What was your first experience snorting coke like? And not only the high, if any, but more importantly, the feeling the very second that powder entered your nose. Did it burn? Some sort of pain? Did you immidiately regret snorting it? Did your nose or face turn numb? Did it bleed, did your eyes tear up? I have never snorted anything ever so i imagine it must be uncomfortable having some foreign substance in your nose. How long did it take from the snorting till you were high?
it doesn't hurt or anything at first because it immediatly numbs everything it touches but after like 10 hours of doing it my nose would start to hurt when it would start to wear off, just from the constant grains rubbing against sensitive nose matter, and then i'd do another line to try to stop it from hurting and it was just a vicious circle.
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it doesn't hurt or anything at first because it immediatly numbs everything it touches but after like 10 hours of doing it my nose would start to hurt when it would start to wear off, just from the constant grains rubbing against sensitive nose matter, and then i'd do another line to try to stop it from hurting and it was just a vicious circle.
Thank you for your reply. I imagined that it would burn but there you go. So there is no immediate discomfort at all? I was hopeing there would be since that's what I've written in this story. Guess I'll have to change it now...
And thanks for the additional info about the nose hurting and why. I don't have any further questions at the moment but I'm sure I will have soon.
Cant believe this is my first post to this board but when you rub it into the gums, it's lovingly referred to as "going to the dentist" where I'm from.
as for the experience:
it has a surprisingly pleasant taste reminiscent of gasoline
it drips down your throat and makes it numb
it makes a lot of people take a crap
the high is pretty instant, it almost feels like being panicked if you aren't sure what to expect.
and yeah the nose gets pretty dry and cracky after a while.
the soft palette can feel a bit swollen too if i remember.
fantastic. i can't wait to try it out.
i've always wanted a swollen soft palette and a crusty nose while shitting uncontrollably with the taste of gasoline in my mouth.
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everyone kept looking at me saying "arent you feeling anything from this ? "
and i said nope
it did make me keep clenching my teeth though
I'm exactly the same and I wasted a lot of money to just keep confirming the fact that coke does fuck all to me.
I had a horrific time the other week on ecstacy too, I never had a problem with MDMA ever, but me and a couple of friends took 4 pills each and they were off their nuts all happy and I was on the verge of tears all night. It was like that wobbly coming down feeling except for 8 solid hours, I was so miserable and it was worse because they were having such a good time. I spent 3 hours lying in the dark by myself shaking. Nup, I'm totally off uppers for a really long time. Just give me nice predictable weed and Frasier re-runs!
schnerg: Cool. Good info. Thanks. Care to expand on the crapping part?
uhhhhhhh sure. your bowels start to gurgle, then your sphincter tightens. then you run to the can and sit down. (remove pants and underwear if any) then your sphincter relaxes. then a dirty smelly brown thing comes out your butt.
then you feel relief.
???
you could probably drink some laxative tea if you want to get the firsthand experience without doing illicit drugs.
uhhhhhhh sure. your bowels start to gurgle, then your sphincter tightens. then you run to the can and sit down. (remove pants and underwear if any) then your sphincter relaxes. then a dirty smelly brown thing comes out your butt.
then you feel relief.
???
you could probably drink some laxative tea if you want to get the firsthand experience without doing illicit drugs.
Sphincter ey... sit down... check
Most people I know just do basically what you said but without any coke at all. I've managed it once today. No running though, well maybe a slight skipping routine, and no coke whatsoever. Only food.
So what I'm really asking is when? If you do some coke and five hours later you have to take a shit. How do you know it's from the coke? But that's not how it happens right? It's fast and it's urgent? Yes? It's within a few minutes? half an hour?
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