favorite quotes

One that sticks out in my mind, that made me laugh:

"Guys have listened to worse shit, trying to get a piece of ass."

"Mosses had to be an asshole."

[QUOTE=Nohero]"Anne Frank had it easy" comrade Snarky says, "she didn't have to tour for her book".

That one gave me a giggle.[/QUOTE]
I just finished Haunted and agree - this awful Anne Frank made me groan and laugh at the same time.

It was a disappointing book overall, but it wasn't without good lines.

One that stuck with me was 'It's been fourteen weeks since I had that head cold, and you still have not kissed me.'

The 'Punch Drunk' story has some tasty lines, too. '...you never want to go into a charter place saying you only plan to fly the plane one way—talk about your red flags.' Also, 'As a fundraiser, our first idea was "Five Bucks to Punch a Mime."'

I liked many of the quotes like "Publicity is the new privacy" or somehting like that. "[i][x][/i] is the new anti[x]"

But this passage is catchy: "It's really not a matter of right and wrong," Mr. Whittier would say.
Really, there is no wrong. Not in our own minds. Our own reality.
You can never set off to do the wrong thing.
You can never say the wrong thing.
In your own mind, you are always right. Every action you take--what you do or say or how you choose to appear--is automatically right the moment you act.
Mr. Whittier says, "Even if you were to tell yourself, 'Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way...from a dirty boot.' Even that would be right, because you chose to drink coffee from that boot."
Because you can never do nothing wrong. You are always right.
Even when you say, "I'm such an idiot, I'm so wrong..." you're right. You're right about being wrong. You're right even when you're an idiot.
"No matter how stupid your idea," Mr. Whittier would say, "you're doomed to be right because it's yours."

"This is just what human beings do--turn objects into people, people into objects. Back and forth. Tit for tat."
-Exodus
Oh and I also like this one

"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?"
-Proof

"I lost my virginiry,"comrade Snarky says "through my ear"
(too real sometimes)

[QUOTE=the midas touch;815140]I liked many of the quotes like "Publicity is the new privacy" or somehting like that. "[i][x][/i] is the new anti[x]"

But this passage is catchy: "It's really not a matter of right and wrong," Mr. Whittier would say.
Really, there is no wrong. Not in our own minds. Our own reality.
You can never set off to do the wrong thing.
You can never say the wrong thing.
In your own mind, you are always right. Every action you take--what you do or say or how you choose to appear--is automatically right the moment you act.
Mr. Whittier says, "Even if you were to tell yourself, 'Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way...from a dirty boot.' Even that would be right, because you chose to drink coffee from that boot."
Because you can never do nothing wrong. You are always right.
Even when you say, "I'm such an idiot, I'm so wrong..." you're right. You're right about being wrong. You're right even when you're an idiot.
"No matter how stupid your idea," Mr. Whittier would say, "you're doomed to be right because it's yours."[/QUOTE]
THANK YOU I was trying to find this quote quickly for a paper! without having to reread the novel in one night.

"If I told you what it tasted like, you would never eat calamari again."

[QUOTE][I]How sweet! You still believe in death... that's just so... quaint. Well, sorry to pop your death bubble, but there's no such thing. So make the best of things. Any real belief in death is just wishful thinking. Don't waste good drugs on killing yourself. Share them with friends and have a party. Or send them to me. [/I][/QUOTE]

-Chuck Palahniuk

One minute your just a kid getting off, and the next minute you'll never be a lawyer

Page 7. From Whittier:

"The people you're sneaking away from, they don't want you to be enlightened. They want to know what to expect. You cannot be the person they know and the great, glorious person you want to become. Not at the same time."

"The trouble is, even the French don't have a phrase for the stupid things you actually do say under pressure.  Those stupid, desperate things you actually think or do.  Some deeds are too low to even get a name.  Too low to even get talked about."

"In the dark rooms behind rooms, the Matchmaker and the Missing Link are dead in the Italian Renaissance lounge.  In the subbasement below the basement, Mr. Whittier and Comrade Snarky and Lady Baglady and the Duke of Vandals are rotting-dead.  In their dressing rooms, backstage, are Miss America and Mrs Clark.  All of their cells digesting each other into runny yellow protein.  The bacteria in thier guts and lungs going wild with bloat."

"Our ears and toes and fingers fed to the cat.  Cora Reynolds fed to Miss America.  Miss America and her child fed to us.  That food chain, complete."

it's supposed to be quotes from Haunted.

"Could you repeat the question? My IUD fell out..."