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Posted March 28th, 2004 by lofivinyl

syntax

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spit <----- if i were trapped on a desert island

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:20

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:20

syntax

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[QUOTE=syntax]spit <----- if i were trapped on a desert island[/QUOTE]

SHIT, it's traditional.

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:20

lofivinyl

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:22

The Average Cultist

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kraz-E glue.

what?

Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:24

lofivinyl

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Bricks

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:25

morey

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[QUOTE=syntax]spit <----- if i were trapped on a desert island[/QUOTE]Jenna Jameson says always use spit and nothing else.......you know.

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:25

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:27

syntax

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[QUOTE=morey]Jenna Jameson says always use spit and nothing else.......you know.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's nature's closest most natural lubricant I guess.

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:28

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:29

morey

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Beefaroni
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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:29

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:29

morey

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I laughing, I stupid

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:31

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:33

fullmetalbrak

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Pancake batter
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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:35

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fresh placenta...A-list use it as skin care...

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:36

lofivinyl

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:37

morey

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a mud puddle
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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:38

lofivinyl

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[QUOTE=morey]a mud puddle
a housewifes giblets
worms from a birds mouth
a urine soaked hurache[/QUOTE]

that last one was completely WIN

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:39

morey

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[QUOTE=sushiminus]fresh placenta...A-list use it as skin care...[/QUOTE]
I knew a hippy girl who gave birth at home and put the placenta on the back porch for the dog, he didn't want it.

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:39

lofivinyl

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:40

morey

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[QUOTE=lofivinyl]that last one was completely WIN[/QUOTE] I'm so dumb I'm still laughing about it.

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:40

lofivinyl

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well...it was fucking funny!

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:41

Diabetic

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[QUOTE=lofivinyl]choco taco[/QUOTE]
Dude, that is such a waste of a choco taco.
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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:43

morey

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[QUOTE=Diabetic]Dude, that is such a waste of a choco taco.
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Well you can still eat it.

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:44

lofivinyl

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the blue fluids seeping from the empty casing of an Otter pop onto the floor of a hot car, slowly evaporating into jelly... pebbles and hairs catching in it as it cooks

the semi-petrified innards of a sandworm who has been stepped on by the immense reincarnation of archimedes trying to find a place to stand, thus spurting the gelatinous organs onto the desert sand

that combination of sweat, cerebrospinal fluid, and type-O blood produced by the Texas sun and a sniper's bullets, such as the fluid that soaked into Jacquelyn Kennedy's dress

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:46

morey

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fullmetalbrak

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:47

lofivinyl

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:50

morey

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I have to quit while I'm ahead

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:55

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smucker's strawberry preserves.
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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:57

fullmetalbrak

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Jerry's kids

And I'm all tapped out now, too.

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 07:57

morey

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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Jerry's kids

And I'm all tapped out now, too.[/QUOTE]
Yeah thats just crazy, you can't use kids, how would that work?

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 08:03

lofivinyl

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what about a quart of drool from a Jerry's Kid?

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 08:05

fullmetalbrak

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It would work if you ground 'em up into a paste.

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 08:05

morey

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And killing kittens is wrong?

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 08:06

lofivinyl

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hey, puree of kitten makes a fine lube

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 08:08

fullmetalbrak

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Haha. Yes, it is wrong. So OK then, we'll go with what lofivinyl said and just use a quart of drool.

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 08:09

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morey

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 08:16

morey

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What??

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[QUOTE=morey]What??[/QUOTE]
what?

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 08:22

morey

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[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus]what?[/QUOTE]What?

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 16:38

morey

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For shits sake, hot coal? You're gonna burn her you nut!

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 16:52

fullmetalbrak

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Like your piss-soaked huarache wouldn't cause some damage?

Last night I read that as "hibachi," for some reason.

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Sun, 03/28/2004 - 17:03

morey

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freezer frost
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