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Drunken=Sexy?: Drunk Mr. Brown interviewed by Milroy Borden
[COLOR=Red][I][B]The following took place last month and was almost lost forever. Recently, it was pulled straight out of my deep dark sexual bunkers. Enjoy . . .[/B][/I][/COLOR]
MrBrown: bro supreme
Milroy Borden: Muthafucka, what the fuck?
Milroy Borden: Muthafucka, what the fuck?
MrBrown: DRUNK
Milroy Borden: Drunk on what?
MrBrown: bheer
Milroy Borden: Are you a violent or happy or sad drunk?
MrBrown: sad rubnk
MrBrown: drunk
MrBrown: melanchioly fuck
MrBrown: !!
MrBrown: yiu/.
MrBrown: /
Milroy Borden: cheer up, my sad little drunk.:-)
MrBrown: i
MrBrown: im no t treakky sa d now
MrBrown: but i mean, i tend to get sad when im drink
Milroy Borden: So you're okay?
MrBrown: just drink
MrBrown: dude..
MrBrown: can I ask you an honesst to god qyestion?
Milroy Borden: I'm straight.
MrBrown: wise ass
MrBrown: L)
MrBrown: :-)(
MrBrown: :-)
MrBrown: what de diklio with yiu abd fnd==m?
MrBrown: fnd
MrBrown: FUM
MrBrown: fuck
MrBrown: FMB
Milroy Borden: What was that?
MrBrown: are you in something something with fullmet,.bark/?
Milroy Borden: I know used to chat withn her.
Milroy Borden: I PM her every now and then.
MrBrown: "_
MrBrown: :-)
MrBrown: too ftrunk
Milroy Borden: I can see that. But you're charming when you're drunk.
MrBrown: im hertero too
MrBrown: :P
Milroy Borden: It's okay for a straight dude to call another dude charming.
MrBrown: ahrally?
MrBrown: ':P)
MrBrown: :P
MrBrown: ;_)
MrBrown: fuckkkkkkkk
MrBrown: :-)
Milroy Borden: So what kind of beer are you drinking?
MrBrown: from yhje tap
Milroy Borden: I'm drinking white trash beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon.
MrBrown: Frank Boots ber
MrBrown: BKUVE VELVET
Milroy Borden: Fuck Heineken! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
MrBrown: :-)
MrBrown: lets drink;t o fucking!W
Milroy Borden: You know a lot about movies, huh?
Milroy Borden: Jane says you know more about movies drunk, than she does sober.
MrBrown: I know lees about women
MrBrown: jeJ!
Milroy Borden: You should do an interview while drunk for the Cult.
MrBrown: lets sataryt
MrBrown: start
Milroy Borden: Who can you beat up?
MrBrown: my sister
MrBrown: that U jnow for surre
MrBrown: I
Milroy Borden: How do you feel about cops?
MrBrown: theyr doni they jons but some get off onteryr power and csuk hard, I hot one.
Milroy Borden: Do you dig porno?
MrBrown: yes
MrBrown: hell yeahs
Milroy Borden: I'm having trouble coming up with good questions to ask you. What pisses you off?
MrBrown: stpudi questins
MrBrown: :-)
Milroy Borden: Which Cultist do you hate?
MrBrown: heh
MrBrown: wieseass
MrBrown: I dont hate anyone
Milroy Borden: Are you gonna say hate is a strong word or something?
MrBrown: maybe llike som e less, but i cant hate no one, cause i dont knoww ho theyr ae
MrBrown: yess
Milroy Borden: I'd ask you who you love on the Cult, but we already know.
MrBrown: yeah/?
MrBrown: :-)
Milroy Borden: Maddy right?
MrBrown: chcej out the vbifg brain on bro!
MrBrown: bif
MrBrown: big
Milroy Borden: Say, we're at the Cult Party, and you see me hitting on Maddy, what then?
MrBrown: i say good lick, she her own woman wit her own mind. she can ganlde someon hiting in her
Milroy Borden: So you're not the protective type of something that doesn't really belong to you like I am?
MrBrown: i raed that line three tims and stll dont understand what uou mean
Milroy Borden: I don't even know what I mean.
MrBrown: I undersnatnd
Milroy Borden: Even drunk, you're way more rational then i am.
MrBrown: so my mother sayds
Milroy Borden: Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman?
MrBrown: tuf call, pazton is the man as Severen fromh NHEAR DAJL and Puman is saweome in LOST HIGHWAYY and, fuck
MrBrown: pazxton i huess
Milroy Borden: What is your favorite film with Tom Berenger?
MrBrown: eh
MrBrown: good one
MrBrown: nest queston
Milroy Borden: You don't like Platoon?
MrBrown: next questibn
Milroy Borden: Dig any Oliver Stone films?
MrBrown: NARUAL BOHRN JILLARS
MrBrown: Woody Harleson is hellacool in that one
Milroy Borden: I see you riding a big red horse . . .
MrBrown: .......
Milroy Borden: I just laugh every time Juliette Lewis says that.
MrBrown: ah
MrBrown: wile irunating
Milroy Borden: Yes.
Milroy Borden: After she's done saying all of that shit, Woody Harleson in his redneck voice says: That is poetry.
MrBrown: Michek an d Maddy knox
MrBrown: Malloery
MrBrown: man
Milroy Borden: Don't get us wrong. We respect hum life. But If I was a mass murderer, I'd be Mickey and Mallory.
MrBrown: Jak ceouac, mickey and mallory know
MrBrown: im so drunk
MrBrown: more
MrBrown: questins?
MrBrown: arre you gonna psit this?
Milroy Borden: Favorite music?
Milroy Borden: Maybe I may post this. Edit the unfunny parts.
Milroy Borden: I'll do that all tomorry.
MrBrown: classicla, hip hop, bob dylan, jazzm. soul
Milroy Borden: Hip hop. Do you have Dr. Dre's The Chronic?
MrBrown: I stole it
MrBrown: back in the day
Milroy Borden: Niggas who talk shit, get dealt with real quik!
MrBrown: haha
Milroy Borden: If that bitch can't swim, then that bitch is bound to drizzown!
MrBrown: people dislike uoy Bro?
Milroy Borden: Yes, people be dizzlikin' me. So you know what I do?
Milroy Borden: I dizzlike those muthafuckin' niggas back too!
MrBrown: fuck em
MrBrown: un tha hizzole
MrBrown: post this shit man
Milroy Borden: I will soon, nigga.
MrBrown: ur u back/?
MrBrown: lbkacj
MrBrown: black
Milroy Borden: . . .
Milroy Borden: . . . no.
MrBrown: questions?
Milroy Borden: Are we still running for prezedint?
MrBrown: yes, kick that Bushs ass
Milroy Borden: Got a VCR in the back of my car that I ganked from the Slauson Swap Meet
And motherfuckers better not try to stop me Cuz they will see that I can't be stopped Cuz I'ma cock my Glock and pop til they all drop!
MrBrown: 1.2.3 andto tha fo, snop doggy dog and dorcta dre i s ath the oddor
Milroy Borden: He'z hollin' one-eight-seven with his dick in yo mouth, beeyatch!
MrBrown: nah, bitch you;d habve a dick in yourr moth
MrBrown: mouth
MrBrown: mouth
MrBrown: mouth
MrBrown: !
Milroy Borden: Okay, questions. Netherlands you say you were from. Drugs?
MrBrown: alcholos a drug, nucitines a drug
MrBrown: no soft or hardfurhs
MrBrown: drugs
Milroy Borden: Do you smoke pot?
Milroy Borden: I smoke crack, nigga.
Milroy Borden: Here in the Unizzle Stizzles of Americizzle, it's fuckin' required.
MrBrown: fo shizzle?
MrBrown: :_
Milroy Borden: Snoop Dogg was on TV telling me to vote.
MrBrown: fucjk!
MrBrown: vote fo?
Milroy Borden: He's all,"Go out therez and vozzle fozzle da 1 you want. Peace."
MrBrown: *snart*
Milroy Borden: Jennifer Anniston is telling the American women to get off their fat housewife asses and go vote.
MrBrown: with her trained ass she says that?
MrBrown: shee-it
MrBrown: to gat asses?
MrBrown: sheeoit
Milroy Borden: Ben Affleck Told me to vote too.
MrBrown: what did you tell ben?
Milroy Borden: I told him I will go see Surviving Christmas.
MrBrown: she-it
Milroy Borden: But I was lying!
MrBrown: ha!
Milroy Borden: I'd never see it!
MrBrown: Ben assfuck
Milroy Borden: And he found out I lied to him, so he came to my house.
MrBrown: again?
Milroy Borden: Yeah, he said: Come out, muthafucka! I know you in there!
MrBrown: dod you hide?
MrBrown: or is he lying again?
MrBrown: cuz i know he does
MrBrown: he said he can write
Milroy Borden: I came out with my big dick and raped the fuck out of him.
MrBrown: but i herd him make sentences ininerveiws and he cant!
Milroy Borden: He's a fagoo. He dates Jennifer Garner as a smokescreen.
MrBrown: mudda-fagoolo
MrBrown: fugedabout it
Milroy Borden: But back on topic, what's your fav Ben Affleck film?
MrBrown: Mallrats
Milroy Borden: I remember that one. Didn't it show titties?
MrBrown: woohah
Milroy Borden: What's your fav titty scene?
MrBrown: Jason kee's the man
MrBrown: hmmm...
MrBrown: cant decide
MrBrown: so many
MrBrown: smart ass
Milroy Borden: My old man calls me smartass all the time. Are you my old man?
MrBrown: permit me to say this, beacuse im older than you:
MrBrown: no
Milroy Borden: Waitaminit! You're typing has become clearer and clearer!
MrBrown: its earler and earlier
MrBrown: 8.45
Milroy Borden: You're getting slightly sober, aren't ya?
MrBrown: been drinkin coke since i saterd the chat
MrBrown: still a bit dizy
Milroy Borden: Classic Coke or C2 Coke aka Fag coke?
MrBrown: wait a mnite
MrBrown: your mums calling me
Milroy Borden: So, non fag coke?
MrBrown: correchat mundo
MrBrown: sp posy this chat
Milroy Borden: I want to organize it.
Milroy Borden: Then I shall post it.
MrBrown: ornagize drunk chat?
MrBrown: good kuck!
MrBrown: luck
Milroy Borden: Just the names.
MrBrown: a
Milroy Borden: But not tonight. Tomorry, definitely.
Milroy Borden: I'm pretty tired. I woke up at 7am this morning to go work at that damn kennel.
MrBrown: dogg pung!
MrBrown: puund
MrBrown: pound
Milroy Borden: A dog diarrhea-ed on my shoe.
MrBrown: nice
MrBrown: he likes uou then
Milroy Borden: I've had almost all of the canine bodily fluids squirted on me.
Milroy Borden: I just need dog semen and I'll be complete.
MrBrown: fulfilled cpmplete uou mean?
Milroy Borden: Yes. I've had piss in my hair. Ear wax. Shit of course. Blood. Just semen now.
Milroy Borden: And pus.
MrBrown: am
MrBrown: yeah
MrBrown: tired
MrBrown: 9 am here now
Milroy Borden: It's 11:56 pm here.
Milroy Borden: In Hellvada.
Milroy Borden: I've been chatting with you for almost 2 hours. I was about to leave when you contacted me.
MrBrown: im straight dude
MrBrown: for the record ahain
MrBrown: hehehe
MrBrown: GOTCHA!
Milroy Borden: I ain't no faggot!
MrBrown: swoosh
Milroy Borden: But then again, I used to hate asparagus and I like it now.
MrBrown: *snrt*
Milroy Borden: Solong, nigga. I gots to go.
MrBrown: cool duderina
MrBrown: o
MrBrown: ah fick
Milroy Borden: >Goodnightiesisieisiesies!
MrBrown: hah
[COLOR=Red][B][I]The End. [/I][/B][/COLOR]
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]MrBrown: what de diklio with yiu abd fnd==m?
MrBrown: fnd
MrBrown: FUM
MrBrown: fuck
MrBrown: FMB
Milroy Borden: What was that?
MrBrown: are you in something something with fullmet,.bark/?[/QUOTE]
Hahahahahahaha!! As you now know, Brown, I had completely forgot I told you that "something something." Sorry, Brother S...just a little inside joke. ;)
This interview is pretty hilarious.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]I apologize that this interview wasn't posted sooner. It's been in limbo waiting to be posted for a little over three weeks. Sorry. Work.[/QUOTE]
Worth the wait
[IMG]http://img146.exs.cx/img146/1874/fotd3copy1oa.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]I apologize that this interview wasn't posted sooner. It's been in limbo waiting to be posted for a little over three weeks. Sorry. Work.[/QUOTE]
i'm sure the folks in limbo enjoyed it just as much as we are. :)
[img]http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f58/preita/sig.jpg[/img]
Sheesh...stop worrying about it. The important thing is you finally posted it...now relax already.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=Smartazboy]My new favorite thread. I can feel a lot better that even our loved Sr. Brown has his own drunk online posting monets like the rest of us.
Yet it seems like he's that much more a "muddafukka" when intoxicated.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I felt he was quite charming.
[CENTER]Simple Logic is Wasted on Simple Minds.[/CENTER]
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Oh man. Now we should all get drunk and start a multiperson chat sometime. :)[/QUOTE]
I'm there. But I must warn you, I get [B][I]really stupid [/I] [/B] when I'm drunk! ;) ;)
[CENTER]Simple Logic is Wasted on Simple Minds.[/CENTER]
.JPE "owenwarland's picture")
[QUOTE=sara faye]Mr. Brown is [B]facet-licious[/B].
i do hereby proclaim that to be a real word.[/QUOTE]
[B]facet-licious[/B] and [B]menage-a-Jeeb[/B] are part of the Cult lexicon now. Someone suggested I start a Cult dictionary thread once, but I haven't culled enough words.
Incidentally, Brown's even cool when he's hammered. This guy never stops exuding suave.
[QUOTE=owenwarland][B]facet-licious[/B] and [B]menage-a-Jeeb[/B] are part of the Cult lexicon now. Someone suggested I start a Cult dictionary thread once, but I haven't culled enough words.
Incidentally, Brown's even cool when he's hammered. This guy never stops exuding suave.[/QUOTE]
Dude, if your wife ever caught ya posting here, well, I wouldn't know what she'd think.
Thanks brutha.
I would hope you're being sarcastic, but you're never sarcastic. Mallrats sucked ass. Didn't Kevin Smith even make a public apology for it? Shouty McUnibrow is semi-funny being himself, in a trying really hard sort of way, but that's about it. When he said Mallrats was his favorite Ben Affleck movie I thought he was just saying he didn't like Affleck.
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I would hope you're being sarcastic, but you're never sarcastic. Mallrats sucked ass. Didn't Kevin Smith even make a public apology for it? Shouty McUnibrow is semi-funny being himself, in a trying really hard sort of way, but that's about it. When he said Mallrats was his favorite Ben Affleck movie I thought he was just saying he didn't like Affleck.[/QUOTE]
I hate Affleck, but if I had to choose, like if my life depended on it, it would be MALLRATS, because he's so little in it and I think only Jason Lee is funny as fuck in that film. Kevin Smith should stay home and leave the filmmaking to others.
"Breakfast? Breakfast, schmreakfast. Look at the score for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."
- MALLRATS
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