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my friend paul had some friends who dug a big hole in their front yard for the fun of it... so to amuse himself, he wrote some letters to them....

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Nice.

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Fri, 07/02/2004 - 04:39

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and more...

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Fri, 07/02/2004 - 04:41

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send another one as the State Dept. asking them to cease and dissist all tunnel digging to China (imply that the can be detained for treason/spying).

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Fri, 07/02/2004 - 04:42

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oh man...that was really amusing. i actually LOL'd at the one from china... "meet in meedow." i espcially love the letterhead.

you have clever friends!


Fri, 07/02/2004 - 04:42

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(meta-hole-digging-humor!)

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Moe you is drunk posting!

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[QUOTE=morey]Moe you is drunk posting![/QUOTE]

morey, you is speaking like you is from alabama.

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[QUOTE=moe.ron]oh man...that was really amusing. i actually LOL'd at the one from china... "meet in meedow." i espcially love the letterhead.

you have clever friends![/QUOTE]
Dont believe her, she has no friends...

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I was so amused I snorted. I felt good. Like :o

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Fri, 07/02/2004 - 04:50

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Paul is one of the cleverest people I know. He recently got a job at a factory working with a giant router just so he could router ornate scrollwork onto his front door with the word "fuck" in the middle. he also had other plans for the router....he's also currently accepting suggestions for things to do with a giant router.

his previous job was being a producer for a documentary about famousreclusemusician[B]jandek[/B]. he's good people.

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[QUOTE=morey]Moe you is drunk posting![/QUOTE]
whatchoo talkin' 'bout willis? you can't get drunk offa red wine, c'est impossible!


Fri, 07/02/2004 - 04:54

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weigh your options, Veltens


Fri, 07/02/2004 - 04:56

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That's the new catchphrase of the month. I will now use the fuck out of it.

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Fri, 07/02/2004 - 04:58

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[QUOTE=Masochism]Dont believe her, she has no friends...[/QUOTE]

don't listen to him! I have [I]several[/I] friends!

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My brother once dug a hole in our backyard just to see how deep he could get it. One day he couldn't get out. It was awesome. He might still be down there for all I know.

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Fri, 07/02/2004 - 05:15

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[QUOTE=jane s.]My brother once dug a hole in our backyard just to see how deep he could get it. One day he couldn't get out. It was awesome. He might still be down there for all I know.[/QUOTE]

my brother and I tried that too.

eventually we hit clay, so we couldn't get any further.

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Fri, 07/02/2004 - 05:16

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i like the "Progress" with a capital "P."


Fri, 07/02/2004 - 05:18

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[QUOTE=snuffy]i like the "Progress" with a capital "P."[/QUOTE]

I liked "Sound GREAT to ME and YOU"

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also any letter with diagrams in it automatically wins.


Fri, 07/02/2004 - 05:38

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[QUOTE=lofivinyl]my friend paul had some friends who dug a big hole in their front yard for the fun of it... so to amuse himself, he wrote some letters to them....[/QUOTE]
to me this is humour at its greatest !
thanks for sharing it

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[QUOTE=lofivinyl]my friend paul had some friends who dug a big hole in their front yard for the fun of it... so to amuse himself, he wrote some letters to them....[/QUOTE]
And, the winner of this year's Most Amusing Waste of Time Award goes to....

My favorite part:

Quote:

..or better yet, go to Iraq and dig some holes for the TALIBAN.


Fri, 07/02/2004 - 06:34

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for more letter writing fun ....

[IMG]http://img67.photobucket.com/albums/v204/karbunkle/book21.jpg[/IMG]

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now I know who keeps filling lofivinyl's head with crazy ideas like she's not a sex object and that men care about intelligence and character and all that wierd stuff... damn fool woman!

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Fri, 07/02/2004 - 13:43

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I suddenly have the need to fuck up my backyard with holes.


Fri, 07/02/2004 - 14:28

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ive been meaning to build my own bombshelter/pornpalace/dungeon, and now, because of this thread, i might go ahead and start.


Fri, 07/02/2004 - 15:42

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a dungeon with shackles and a wheel? Yes please!


Fri, 07/02/2004 - 16:27

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[QUOTE=alene]a dungeon with shackles and a wheel? Yes please![/QUOTE]

Question... is this post:

A) cyber-flirtation?

B) a post about how much you "love" to be chained-up and whipped even though that never happens to you?

OR

C) Brock's a dick?

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[QUOTE=alene]a dungeon with shackles and a wheel? Yes please![/QUOTE]
next time your in cali, give me a call.


Fri, 07/02/2004 - 16:37

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that'll happen...

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Marry Paul.

It sort of reminds me of when two of my friends made fake flyers and stuck them up all over town, advertising about how their other friend was going to be performing live. I guess it's not like this at all. I just wish I could think of this kind of stuff, and dig holes.


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[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Marry Paul.[/QUOTE]

Is Paul the ponytail pooper-scooper guy?

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Fri, 07/02/2004 - 16:48

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does anyone know the name of that book by don novello (father guido sarducci) where he writes the goofy ass letters to famous people and shows their replies to him ?
this is bugging the shit out of me that i cant remember it

[img]http://www.nsxfiles.com/images/krc_nov_2000_father_guido.jpg[/img]

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[QUOTE=karbunkle]does anyone know the name of that book by don novello (father guido sarducci) where he writes the goofy ass letters to famous people and shows their replies to him ?
this is bugging the shit out of me that i cant remember it

[img]http://www.nsxfiles.com/images/krc_nov_2000_father_guido.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
the lazlo letters?


Fri, 07/02/2004 - 16:57

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[QUOTE=moe.ron]the lazlo letters?[/QUOTE]
HOT DAMN !
im naming my first six kids after you !

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i could never marry him. but he makes a great friend. maddy...maybe YOU should marry him?

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I always wanted a bomb shelter but my apt. kind of surfices.

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my brother and I tried that too.

eventually we hit clay, so we couldn't get any further.

You and I led such grand childhoods.

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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Question... is this post:

A) cyber-flirtation?

B) a post about how much you "love" to be chained-up and whipped even though that never happens to you?

OR

C) Brock's a dick?[/QUOTE]

A) Not everything is about sex.

B) Not everything is about sex.

C) Not everything is about sex.


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[QUOTE=alene]A) Not everything is about sex.

B) Not everything is about sex.

C) Not everything is about sex.[/QUOTE]

A bombshelter/pornpalace/dungeon.. a dungeon with shackles and a wheel is not about sex? Anyway, if your post is not about sex, what is it about?

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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]A bombshelter/pornpalace/dungeon.. a dungeon with shackles and a wheel is not about sex? Anyway, if your post is not about sex, what is it about?[/QUOTE]

maybe she's an aficionado of medieval torture techniques?

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[QUOTE=lofivinyl]maybe she's an aficionado of medieval torture techniques?[/QUOTE]

Maybe. I doubt it. Have you seen her "boyfriend"? She is getting a new big screen tv too. Big purchase. I've never heard her talk of buying any iron maiden devices anytime recently...

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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]A bombshelter/pornpalace/dungeon.. a dungeon with shackles and a wheel is not about sex? Anyway, if your post is not about sex, what is it about?[/QUOTE]

I have always wanted to see a dungeon, but to make sure that we were on the same track, I put in a few descriptive words. I also want to see hay on the ground, and old stones and crooked bars and candles on the walls!


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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Maybe. I doubt it. Have you seen her "boyfriend"? She is getting a new big screen tv too. Big purchase. I've never heard her talk of buying any iron maiden devices anytime recently...[/QUOTE]

I don't talk about the silly purchases I make, but if it makes you feel better, I collect knives and I have plenty of whips. Although they were for horse riding, not people.


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[QUOTE=alene]I don't talk about the silly purchases I make, but if it makes you feel better, I collect knives and I have plenty of whips. Although they were for horse riding, not people.[/QUOTE]Are you lying? Cause I had a roomate,(one of my favorite people), who moved in with nothing but a mattress and a whip.

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[QUOTE=alene]I don't talk about the silly purchases I make, but if it makes you feel better, I collect knives and I have plenty of whips. Although they were for horse riding, not people.[/QUOTE]

You own a horse that you collect knives for?

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[QUOTE=morey]Are you lying? Cause I had a roomate,(one of my favorite people), who moved in with nothing but a mattress and a whip.[/QUOTE]

That wasn't about sex either, I presume. It was probably for horses...

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[QUOTE=alene]I don't talk about the silly purchases I make, but if it makes you feel better, I collect knives and I have plenty of whips. Although they were for horse riding, not people.[/QUOTE]

I love cracking carriage whips! Once I was lunging a particularly naughty/disobedient horse and i hauled off to pop it in the ass with the tip of my whip and i whipped myself instead

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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]You own a horse that you collect knives for?[/QUOTE]

Now you are being a jackass. Whips for horses. Knives for sitting in a drawer.


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[QUOTE=lofivinyl]I love cracking carriage whips! Once I was lunging a particularly naughty/disobedient horse and i hauled off to pop it in the ass with the tip of my whip and i whipped myself instead[/QUOTE]

Haha, those things... I swear. I have seen them hurt people far more than they encourage a horse. I always loved using them, but I always felt so akward. And why don't you get dizzy lunging, but if you turned in circles without a horse you would fall over?


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[QUOTE=alene]I collect knives and I have plenty of whips. Although they were for horse riding, not people.[/QUOTE]

My bad, about the knives for horses thing...

Personaly, I collect porn and tribal masks. Although they were for horse riding, not people...

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