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Laid in Manhattan,

Raging Boner,

Lawrence and a Labia,

Schindler's Fist,

Star Whores,

High Moon,

Annie Balls,

A Street Whore named Desire,

 

 

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Posted June 17th, 2008 by MHMiller65

aaron_m
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Re: More titles for porn films...

why, simply by replacing one word in any movie with "cock" or "boner" you can turn any ordinary film into pornography with hilarious results.

to demonstrate, here are the top 5 movies in america right now according to imdb.

  1. The Incredible Hulk
  2. Kung Fu Panda
  3. The Happening
  4. You Don't Mess with the Zohan
  5. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

i will now replace certain words.

  1. The Incredible Cock
  2. Cock Fu Panda
  3. The Cockening
  4. You Don't Mess with the Cock
  5. Indiana Boner and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cock

we can also apply the same theorem to films opening this week.

and coming attractions.

as well as films now on dvd.

and films coming soon to dvd..

 


Tue, 06/17/2008 - 16:57

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Re: More titles for porn films...

my favorite title has alwas been A Rear and Pleasant Danger.

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Tue, 06/17/2008 - 21:06

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Re: More titles for porn films...

aaron_m wrote:

why, simply by replacing one word in any movie with "cock" or "boner" you can turn any ordinary film into pornography with hilarious results.

to demonstrate, here are the top 5 movies in america right now according to imdb.

  1. The Incredible Hulk
  2. Kung Fu Panda
  3. The Happening
  4. You Don't Mess with the Zohan
  5. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

i will now replace certain words.

  1. The Incredible Cock
  2. Cock Fu Panda
  3. The Cockening
  4. You Don't Mess with the Cock
  5. Indiana Boner and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cock

we can also apply the same theorem to films opening this week.

and coming attractions.

as well as films now on dvd.

and films coming soon to dvd..

 

porn names equal freudian slip apparently

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Tue, 06/17/2008 - 23:45

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Re: More titles for porn films...

aaron_m wrote:

why, simply by replacing one word in any movie with "cock" or "boner" you can turn any ordinary film into pornography with hilarious results.

to demonstrate, here are the top 5 movies in america right now according to imdb.

  1. The Incredible Hulk
  2. Kung Fu Panda
  3. The Happening
  4. You Don't Mess with the Zohan
  5. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

i will now replace certain words.

  1. The Incredible Cock
  2. Cock Fu Panda
  3. The Cockening
  4. You Don't Mess with the Cock
  5. Indiana Boner and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cock

we can also apply the same theorem to films opening this week.

and coming attractions.

as well as films now on dvd.

and films coming soon to dvd..

 

+10 for effort.


Wed, 06/18/2008 - 01:44

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Re: More titles for porn films...

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Wed, 06/18/2008 - 02:20