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with so many cult hotties meeting up this weekend there has to be some romance in the air.
who will fall for alex pallix? better question who will NOT fall for alex pallix? will frank and derek, all heated up after an evening of fun, laughter and too much irish candy exchange some few shy kisses in a dark alley? will maso gets some glam?
let the rumors commence.
this is a hot thread.
I want shana and frank to finish what frank started in Chicago, and then I want Derek to find them, get jealous, and thusly make out with Alex Pallix. Then there can just be a big orgie in the bathroom of one of the hotel rooms.
Ew, I creeped myself out.
I've got news:
Man, that link doesn't go anywhere. Just like you.
You'll never know how long I was crouched in front of my keyboard trying to find a zinger.
(It actually wasn't all that long, I do have other things to do, you know. I'm not your damn monkey.)
Anyway, back to the wild conjectures of various cultist hookups. Is Shrimp coming? Will he and JT coerce someone into having a threesome with them?
Time will tell.
Hehe, it was awesome of you to handle the whole putting of that list together, regardless of typos. And I'm pretty sure everyone knows what you mean by Brooklin and Glamoth.
Actually, I think those were the only two errors.
Oh, I see how it is.
I foresee Glamhoth eyeing shana all night, and then he'll go up to her room at about one in the morning, drunk, knock on the door, and Wickerkat will answer the door in a silk nightgown. He'll have kabookie makeup on, and shana will come up behind him and wrap her arms around his waist. Glamhoth will then yell, and barge into the room. There Frank, Clara, Derek, Jill's Tit, and Jase will be playing truth or dare, and Clara and Vitaly will be making out in the space between the beds. Glamhoth will stumble into the bathroom, throw up in the toilet, and find melody naked in the shower. He'll jump in, clothes on, and proceed to kiss her wildly. The police will show up and take you all away. Alex Pallix will have been in her own room with S Moon, just talking about life, the universe, and constelations. Tom will bail you all out of jail the next morning, and you'll go home disgraced.
Fortune teller? Hum....I'm feeling a new story coming on.......
Jane is lost in the subway system. She runs around and asks homeless men sitting on the side of the tiled floor for directions. They laugh, and spray bad breath and tooth decay flecks right into her face. She finds some stairs and runs up to the street level, and she crashes right into Tom's arms. He smiles, and laughs while he wipes away her tears. Arm in arm they walk back to the hotel Tom got for the night. When Tom opens the door, there is Shana, in her batwoman costume, and JT in his girly underwear kneeling at her side. Jane turns to Tom and asks, "What is this, my love?" He laughs, and tugs her into the dark hotel room. JT holds up a small baggie of cat litter and munches on a handful while shana whips his exposed back. She cackels with laughter as her whip cracks in the air. Two sweaty hours later, Derek and Frank show up at the room, both with flowers in hand. They knock, and the door is cracked open, a dreary eye peering out. Jane whispers, "help me!" then a gloved hand clamps around her mouth, and she is drug back into the muggy room. Frank pulls out his cop gun, and kicks down the door. Derek jumps in behind him, and round house kicks Tom, who lands unconscience on top of JT. Shana screaches and sprints for the window, and Frank takes aim. She cackels again, and bursts through the glass. Frank's shot misses, and Shana is afloat on a breeze, flying away into lower Manhattan with her bat wings. Jane is shivering and crying in the dark corner. Frank kicks aside Tom's body, and comforts jane, softly grabbing her ass, as it is his signature move. She laughs quietly, and they hug. Derek smiles, and whips out three huge lollies, one for each of them. The skip all the way to FAO Swartz (or whatever that toy store is called,) and have a grand old time.
More to come.
Levi, why is it that all of your tales of what will happen in New York involve things I would NEVER want to witness, yet they all happen in my room, and yet still, I am not involved. You're fired, little man! (at least take the shennanigans to someone else's room!)
I don't like your face.
It hurts my heart that I'm missing this. I would have given so much interruptus to everyone's attempted coitus. There's always next meetup, I suppose...
[rosiemoonjumper] 9:52 pm: cheeks are great
[rosiemoonjumper] 9:52 pm: bum and face
[rosiemoonjumper] 9:52 pm: oh yeah bum here = bottom not street vagrant
Phil's going to show up in NY. He hasn't been posting in a while because he doesn't want anyone to expect it.
You slutty liar.
Oh wait...
I heard that Frank is going to arrest Clara. FOR MURDER.
That's it.
You mean that time I killed my mom.
I just spoke to Shana, Tom, Derek, Jase, and Vitaly who are all smushed in Jase's car like clowns in a Volkswagen. They have a sign on the car that says, "Teh Cult". I think they are headed to LaGuardia to get Mel and her luggage. Awful cozy.
Mama Bess, reporting.
Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon."
Said the little old man, "I do that too."
The little boy whispered, "I wet my pants."
"I do that too," laughed the little old man.
Said the little boy, "I often cry."
The old man nodded, "So do I."
"But worst of all," said the boy, "it seems
Grown-ups don't pay attention to me."
And he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand.
"I know what you mean," said the little old man.
-Shel Silverstein
JT's called me about 4 times today just to make me feel included. What a heart.
I think Alex Pallix and Tom are already doin' it.
In English, when we say: "It is raining"
What the fuck is IT? Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat afraid that IT has found me.
Oh, guess what I just heard?
My shotgunface and Monkeywright were meeting up to go see a movie, and monkeywright got so pissed that she was dragging him to Juno that he punched her right in the face! She fell over, and broke her arm on the cement. With rabid foam issuing from his mouth, monkeywright ran into an alley. My Shotgunface just lay there, crying and sobbing, but all of a sudden, Melody was there. She said, "oh, sweetheart, let's get you to the hospital." Melody helped her to the cab, but the cabbie took them to a hotel instead. Melody supported my shotgunface, and helped her all the way to Melody's room. When Melody opened the door, frank and shana quickly sat up on the bed, and frank grabbed his glasses from the nightstand. wipping off the lipstick as he ran, frank left the room with speed. Shana was dressed in a raggedy ann doll costume. She got up from the bed, and went and knocked on the bathroom door. Jase and Glamhoth both answered the door wearing lace tutu's and pink tights. They had no underwear or shirts, so you could see all their junk. "We're ready Shana!" they said in a unison sing-song voice. Meanwhile, Melody had flopped my shotgunface on the bed, and tied her up. She screamed in pain as the rope squeezed her broken arm, but shana put tape over her mouth, and they left her there. The four of them, melody, shana, glamhoth, and jase walked down the hotel hallway to frank's room where they knocked. Frank answered the door in a similar outfit to jase and glamhoth's. Frank called to derek, and the four men and the two women walked out into the streets of mahattan. In timesquare, the men made a human pyramid, and sang the song "Maria" from West side story as melody and shana, both dressed in identical batwoman suits, fought in a baby pool full of pudding. People walked by and threw money in the pool where the girls wrestled. A cab pulled up, and Tom, JT, and Alex Pallix got out of the car. The three of them only had a moment to gasp at what their friends were doing for some spare change when all of a sudden, monkeywright reappeared out of an alley! his clothes were ragged, and his hair was wet with sweat and blood. His eyes were bloodshot and oozing, and his saliva sprayed all over tom, alex, and JT as he attacked them. All cultists on the street were killed by Monkeywright. Monkeywright got the hotel room key from shana's dead hand, and made his way there. Upon entering the dark hotel room, he found my Shotgunface bound up on the bed, still struggling against her rope.
gah, someone else finish the story.
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