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This is how it works. You (lifes poor victim desperate for an answer) will post your problem. I, Ironman and my Co-Partner Xec8 will submit out professional advice in the hopes to create a better world (ahmm).
We will both express are opinion, we may not agree in the same Strategy (This is because my partner is a total clown who got his diploma by mail unlike yours truly) and you will have to decide wish school of thought you are to take course upon and gives of back the result your action.
You may be asking yourself “Wow, free professional advice! There must be a catch here, right?” Well WRONG! We are now multi-millionaires and we want nothing more to give back to the community who pays for our private’s jet’s.
This can be about anything, and I repeat ANYTHING! We are expert in all areas because Gods loves us more than he loves you so we are more experienced. So feel free to post.
Your sincere friends and Cult Leader
IRONMAN.
One must die in order to be resurrected.
This is because you have unrealized sexual fantasies over an old professor. You would watch her nice peach like ass during 3rd period and get a tremendous boner and play how she would “Discipline” you and end up teaching you a little more on female anatomy than was necessary.
Your prescription for the day is to find an older (But still fuckable) whore who will role play this sick but common inner need you have. Once your subconscious has accepted you actually fuck Miss whoever it will focus in more productive and meaningful things. You will feel alive once more and have the energy and will to create a meaningful relationship with one lucky gal. Good luck my friend.
Your sincer friend and Cult Leader IRONMAN.
One must die in order to be resurrected.
When Life feels hard and you feel you cannot go on just remenber: You will some day die.
Years ago when I and Xec8 where college roomates (Before he decided to be an writer and almost ended up like a bum) People would tells us "Why are you two living togheter? What are you Homos?" But we did not listen to their nonsence and work hard in what was our passion. To Become super rich and making fun of the rest of the guys we knew who ended up with a fat wife and a dead end job. This was our motivation and our drive to succed.
Xec8 off course also visited many x-girlfriends and made them give him a blow job infront of their chump husband and then left laughing and insulting her. But thats a Story for another day.
My point is what makes you feel alive?
A) writing? Good, this means you are good at speaking bullshit. Make Good use of this Skill because in the Real World Is one of the foundations of power.
B) Acting? This means you can put a social mask any time you want! Awesome! You have no inner need of being "Your Self." You can bite your way up the Companys ladder and wreack havoc! (With a nice income has a result off course)
C) You like videogames? This means you have all the requarioments in being a Gun man. Steal a Bank. Join the Secret Servece. Use your inmagination, The possibilitys are endless.
I hope this has been helpful dear friend.
Your Sincer Friend and Cult Leader IRONLORD.
One must die in order to be resurrected.
Only you can answear that.
But remenber, you are what you do. If your life is dull, boring and stupid, big chance you will become dull boring and stupid.
If you where to die today and somebody did a book about your life, would it be interesting enough for strangers to read it?
If the answear is no I recomend to change it.Recreate your self. Be what you wanna be and not what society expects from you.
Its worked for me. But again, only you know how far your willing to go.
One must die in order to be resurrected.
Many peoplehave been asking me what is the source of total sweetness...
Any for the first time I will reveal it!
Its not giving a FUCK! Yeah, thats right. You are free in so many levels that you just dont care and do what ever you want.
You bone any one you want, you curse and fight and spit and make fun off.
This is the source of total aweetness. You never care if some one leaves your life because a replacement is just one phone call away.
You need nothing, Because if you adopt this character you'll have it all!
You act instead of dreaming. And if some one is pissing you off you kick him in the chin. No more listening just to be nice.
YOU are Alpha and wont wast your time with such shit!
Well, their you have it.
Go out and be TOTALLY SWEET!!!
One must die in order to be resurrected.
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Joined: 2007-04-09
From: In my own twisted mind