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i loosely assumed i should write something [in the best english i could possibly compile] about myself to get started on this forum.

i will not write an hour long symphony to explain my life, merely i will just say that i am twisted.
anyone like where this is going?
although i'm young, 16 on next tuesday, i can be pretty intelligent. at least, i try. i've had an uneventful life until i first stole Choke from my sister. i've read that book at least seven or eight times since. i've expanded my interests since, but never have i found as provoking an author as Chuck.

that's pretty much an overall. i'm interested in meeting other people who are as closely resembling someone in a mental ward as me.

or as shocking as meeting my own Brandy Alexander.



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"the best english you could compile?" what language do you speak normally?

also, how olds your sister?

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Is she cute?



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did you come here because of the movie? are we freaking you out with everyone having spacemonkey levels and whatnot?

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What I mean't by "compile" was that i didn't want to end up "typin lyk thiz." i don't do it normally, but how annoying does that get?

my sister looks like my dad. she closely resembles a bulldog.
enough said.



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Is your dad cute?



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he said bulldog

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i don't think there's worse sex than fairy tales.

if dwarfs are in it, i'd hit it.



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oh, jesus

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hey, worsex

welcome to the cult
here's something to blow your mind

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/suffer-the-fool

far different from choke, but intoxicating. after that, read the poe trilogy. the writing is quite infective

anyway. sorry about your bulldog sister. welcome and have fun, learn, ask questions..
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i remember the first porn i saw was some cinderella knock-off on showtime from like 1983. the only scene i really remember is the two sisters were washing themselves in a bucket of water out in the woods and some hunter comes up on them and they ask what he's hunting and he just kinda stammers there and the one says "are you hunting BEAVER?" and there's this huge close up of her bush and her hooking both her thumbs at it, pointing at it.

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classy.

what would have been classier was if someone delivered a box of beaver pizza and the bottom of the box is cut out.



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nathaniel parker wrote:

i remember the first porn i saw was some cinderella knock-off on showtime from like 1983. the only scene i really remember is the two sisters were washing themselves in a bucket of water out in the woods and some hunter comes up on them and they ask what he's hunting and he just kinda stammers there and the one says "are you hunting BEAVER?" and there's this huge close up of her bush and her hooking both her thumbs at it, pointing at it.

My god! I saw that when I was a kid! How fucking funny. That was a huge bush! I think I saw tomaters growing in it. Wasn't it some kind of erotic fairytales movie. I seem to remember an old mother hubbard segment.



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i remember them having other fairy tale porns but that's the only one i remember anything specific of them.

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there was also some frenchy movie about jellyfish and naked women all over the place. but that wasn't a fairy tale and im not sure what the jellyfish had to do with anything.

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must be hentai. the japanese love their tentacles.



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nathaniel parker wrote:

there was also some frenchy movie about jellyfish and naked women all over the place. but that wasn't a fairy tale and im not sure what the jellyfish had to do with anything.

The one I remember most from that age was The Bawdy Tales of Canterbury which just followed the book but infused it with dry humping and massive amounts of pubic hair.



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well, there is that Canterbury Tale about them shoving red hot pokers up the guys ass when he tries farting at them.

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I love the route this 15 year old's introduction post has gone.
Welcome to the Cult, hope you like bad soft-core porn and oodles of pubic hair!



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hey, he's the one with sexy fairy tales in his user name.

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Maybe were on the wrong path. We don't know what type of fairies he's talking about and we sure as hell don't know what tales they're telling.



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now i'm kinda wondering if his names supposed to be like "worse X(as in a space filler) than fairy tales.

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Well, first off- i did not even notice the wor[sex]thanfairytales. definitely did not mean to go there, but oh well.

interesting respond to my thread.. it's not like i haven't traveled that route before. i'm in a class called graphic reproduction right now & could use the entertainment.

lastly, i am a girl. & my name is sam.



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nathaniel parker wrote:

i remember the first porn i saw was some cinderella knock-off on showtime from like 1983. the only scene i really remember is the two sisters were washing themselves in a bucket of water out in the woods and some hunter comes up on them and they ask what he's hunting and he just kinda stammers there and the one says "are you hunting BEAVER?" and there's this huge close up of her bush and her hooking both her thumbs at it, pointing at it.

I remember the first porn I ever saw was from the 80's and it had puppeteering in it, excpet of puppets, people' genetilia was painted up to look like genetilia puppets.

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Welcome Sam. Please join us on our next thread "The Pubic History of Grimm's Fairy Tales".



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Well, first off- i did not even notice the wor[sex]thanfairytales. definitely did not mean to go there, but oh well.

interesting respond to my thread.. it's not like i haven't traveled that route before. i'm in a class called graphic reproduction right now & could use the entertainment.

lastly, i am a girl. & my name is sam.

well, hellooooo there sam.

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Welcome Sam!

I think the problem here is the inclusion of the 'x'.



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well, hellooooo there sam.

She's 16!



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nathaniel parker wrote:

now i'm kinda wondering if his names supposed to be like "worse X(as in a space filler) than fairy tales.

now, i don't get this, people using letters as fillers. what the fuck is wrong with spaces?



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besides, if you're going in, why not go balls deep?

worsexthanxfairyxtalesx



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haha, who actually enjoys going balls deep?



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::sigh::

just, um, carry on...



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Clem wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:

well, hellooooo there sam.

She's 16!

not til next tuesday!

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Hahaha!!!1

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nah uh
sam's a boy's name. your lying !!

hey, sam. welcome to the cult. i certainly wasnt reading this prolifically when i was fifteen. i was throwing rocks at cars and eating dirt and other retarded shit like that. welcome to the cult. you are right about alex martin's age. i think he just turned 17, and he has a fairly magnificent brain. (the little bastard)

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nah uh
sam's a boy's name. your lying !!

hey, sam. welcome to the cult. i certainly wasnt reading this prolifically when i was fifteen. i was throwing rocks at cars and eating dirt and other retarded shit like that. welcome to the cult. you are right about alex martin's age. i think he just turned 17, and he has a fairly magnificent brain. (the little bastard)

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this made me laugh.

welcome samantha. get older quick!

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Clem wrote:
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well, hellooooo there sam.

She's 16!

and?

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HI SAM!!.......i'm surprised i didn't see anyone mention the classic lill'red rides the hood.at least it's not the same as when i was a sweet little 15, i met all my twisted freaks in dark alleys have fun here puddin'!!:)



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haha, why thank you for the creepy comments? nah, it's all okay if you want to tease me about my age.
and yes, i will try to get older quicker.

i'd rather meet not meet people in alley ways. i mean.. no one asks for rape. but if your walking down a dark alley.. your pretty much setting yourself up.

anywho.
my next project in graphic reproduction i'm going to be making project mayhem shirts.
anyone interested ?



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ahh, excuse my grammar.
what i mean't was, i'd rather not meet people in alley ways.

ugh.



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HEY SAM!

I'm Imke. =) Welcome, welcome. I haven't been here that long either yet!
You seem to be a smart lady anyway.



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Hi.

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Hi, I'm Angel.
Welcome!

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