introduction to me.
i loosely assumed i should write something [in the best english i could possibly compile] about myself to get started on this forum.
i will not write an hour long symphony to explain my life, merely i will just say that i am twisted.
anyone like where this is going?
although i'm young, 16 on next tuesday, i can be pretty intelligent. at least, i try. i've had an uneventful life until i first stole Choke from my sister. i've read that book at least seven or eight times since. i've expanded my interests since, but never have i found as provoking an author as Chuck.
that's pretty much an overall. i'm interested in meeting other people who are as closely resembling someone in a mental ward as me.
or as shocking as meeting my own Brandy Alexander.
oh, jesus
Member07 wrote:
I would like to hear that Janice Dickinson was assasinated... Some people are just like slinkies not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
hey, worsex
welcome to the cult
here's something to blow your mind
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/suffer-the-fool
far different from choke, but intoxicating. after that, read the poe trilogy. the writing is quite infective
anyway. sorry about your bulldog sister. welcome and have fun, learn, ask questions..
-kabol
Member07 wrote:
I would like to hear that Janice Dickinson was assasinated... Some people are just like slinkies not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
i remember the first porn i saw was some cinderella knock-off on showtime from like 1983. the only scene i really remember is the two sisters were washing themselves in a bucket of water out in the woods and some hunter comes up on them and they ask what he's hunting and he just kinda stammers there and the one says "are you hunting BEAVER?" and there's this huge close up of her bush and her hooking both her thumbs at it, pointing at it.
in the heat of burning air to watch the naked famele body is insane,
i remember the first porn i saw was some cinderella knock-off on showtime from like 1983. the only scene i really remember is the two sisters were washing themselves in a bucket of water out in the woods and some hunter comes up on them and they ask what he's hunting and he just kinda stammers there and the one says "are you hunting BEAVER?" and there's this huge close up of her bush and her hooking both her thumbs at it, pointing at it.
My god! I saw that when I was a kid! How fucking funny. That was a huge bush! I think I saw tomaters growing in it. Wasn't it some kind of erotic fairytales movie. I seem to remember an old mother hubbard segment.
there was also some frenchy movie about jellyfish and naked women all over the place. but that wasn't a fairy tale and im not sure what the jellyfish had to do with anything.
in the heat of burning air to watch the naked famele body is insane,
there was also some frenchy movie about jellyfish and naked women all over the place. but that wasn't a fairy tale and im not sure what the jellyfish had to do with anything.
The one I remember most from that age was The Bawdy Tales of Canterbury which just followed the book but infused it with dry humping and massive amounts of pubic hair.
Well, first off- i did not even notice the wor[sex]thanfairytales. definitely did not mean to go there, but oh well.
interesting respond to my thread.. it's not like i haven't traveled that route before. i'm in a class called graphic reproduction right now & could use the entertainment.
lastly, i am a girl. & my name is sam.
i remember the first porn i saw was some cinderella knock-off on showtime from like 1983. the only scene i really remember is the two sisters were washing themselves in a bucket of water out in the woods and some hunter comes up on them and they ask what he's hunting and he just kinda stammers there and the one says "are you hunting BEAVER?" and there's this huge close up of her bush and her hooking both her thumbs at it, pointing at it.
I remember the first porn I ever saw was from the 80's and it had puppeteering in it, excpet of puppets, people' genetilia was painted up to look like genetilia puppets.
Well, first off- i did not even notice the wor[sex]thanfairytales. definitely did not mean to go there, but oh well.
interesting respond to my thread.. it's not like i haven't traveled that route before. i'm in a class called graphic reproduction right now & could use the entertainment.
lastly, i am a girl. & my name is sam.
well, hellooooo there sam.
in the heat of burning air to watch the naked famele body is insane,
well, hellooooo there sam.
She's 16!
not til next tuesday!
Member07 wrote:
I would like to hear that Janice Dickinson was assasinated... Some people are just like slinkies not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
nah uh
sam's a boy's name. your lying !!
hey, sam. welcome to the cult. i certainly wasnt reading this prolifically when i was fifteen. i was throwing rocks at cars and eating dirt and other retarded shit like that. welcome to the cult. you are right about alex martin's age. i think he just turned 17, and he has a fairly magnificent brain. (the little bastard)
1love
:D
-kabol
Member07 wrote:
I would like to hear that Janice Dickinson was assasinated... Some people are just like slinkies not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
nah uh
sam's a boy's name. your lying !!
hey, sam. welcome to the cult. i certainly wasnt reading this prolifically when i was fifteen. i was throwing rocks at cars and eating dirt and other retarded shit like that. welcome to the cult. you are right about alex martin's age. i think he just turned 17, and he has a fairly magnificent brain. (the little bastard)
1love
:D
-kabol
this made me laugh.
welcome samantha. get older quick!
haha, why thank you for the creepy comments? nah, it's all okay if you want to tease me about my age.
and yes, i will try to get older quicker.
i'd rather meet not meet people in alley ways. i mean.. no one asks for rape. but if your walking down a dark alley.. your pretty much setting yourself up.
anywho.
my next project in graphic reproduction i'm going to be making project mayhem shirts.
anyone interested ?
Hi, I'm Angel.
Welcome!








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