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This will be my obligatory "I'm a newbie, shamelessly laugh at me" post. Came here by word-of-mouth from a friend. He's around here somewhere.

Saw Choke the other night - it was good; still need to read the book. Before you throw stones, I have read other Chuck Palahniuk books: Invisible Monsters, Fight Club, and Haunted. Enjoyed each one, though I lean more to Invisible Monsters.

So, that's my short story.


Posted September 29th, 2008 by august

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Who's you friend? We want you to name names!

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 08:21

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someone actually recommended you join this shithole? wow.

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 10:01

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This is Happy Hooker.


Mon, 09/29/2008 - 12:51

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hmm... hello there. hope you brought armor and a buttload of sarcasm.

protip #25: bring goggles even though they do nothing.


Mon, 09/29/2008 - 14:01

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do NOT bring sarcasm. it's useless.

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 14:09

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touche, nate.


Mon, 09/29/2008 - 14:10

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i wonder if this is rachelgita under a new name?

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 14:17

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i don't know who that is but she sounds like creamcheese (read: yummy)


Mon, 09/29/2008 - 14:18

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her profile says, Female, Student, from Los Angeles and with her hooking up with cassun the other day it seems plausible.

she was the weird cultie that only showed up for meet up and never hardly ever posted here, except for around meet up time. kinda like the groundhog on groundhog's day just popping out once a year nshit.

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 14:23

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cassun gets all the cream cheese.


Mon, 09/29/2008 - 15:35

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I doubt it's a returning member.
You know what though? It could totally be Lord Mergatroid's sock puppet.

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 15:53

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can't be! they say they're Female and from Los angeles and just saw Choke. he was a dude from australia. Choke doesn't come out there till next month.

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 15:57

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It's the internet! You can say anything and be anyone!

Besides I was just buying into the general paranoia, plus I learned what a sock puppet is yesterday on Enclyclopedia Dramatica and I wanted to say sock puppet a few times today. That should just about do it.

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 16:35

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there's an actual internet slang term "sock puppet?"
i thought he was just using it as a regular figure of speech!

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 16:37

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Nah I looked it up, it's one of those terms only real internet losers use. Some people create thousands, seriously, to subscribe to their own YouTube shit and make themselves internet famous.

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 16:41

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ScribblingDes wrote:

someone actually recommended you join this shithole? wow.

Yeah, blame damien. It was him.


Mon, 09/29/2008 - 17:10

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awww man! I was wrong!

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 17:12

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Does Damien not like you or something?

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 17:22

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creamcheese and cakes? Sounds like a WEEN album...

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 17:31

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Does Damien not like you or something?

Best ask him. Maybe he likes inflicting pain; deep psychological issues.


Mon, 09/29/2008 - 17:43

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Hi.

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 17:49

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It's the internet! You can say anything and be anyone!

You're probably not even Welsh!

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 17:58

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It's the internet! You can say anything and be anyone!

You're probably not even Welsh!

Yeah and I woulda got away with it too if it wasn't for that pesky Jane.

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Mon, 09/29/2008 - 18:38

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Which part of LA are you from? I think the arrival of CAKES has finally brought Lo sAngeles out of the woodwork. First HardCandy, now august...

PS - no matter who asks, and how nice they ask, don't go to the dress down thread.

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 00:27

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PS - no matter who asks, and how nice they ask, don't go to the dress down thread.

good call with the reverse psychology. shes sure to go now.

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 00:30

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monkeywright wrote:

Which part of LA are you from? I think the arrival of CAKES has finally brought Lo sAngeles out of the woodwork. First HardCandy, now august...

Sweet! Welcome, btw...

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 00:37

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monkeywright wrote:

Which part of LA are you from? I think the arrival of CAKES has finally brought Lo sAngeles out of the woodwork. First HardCandy, now august...

In the San Fernando valley (Encino). Still counts as LA.

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PS - no matter who asks, and how nice they ask, don't go to the dress down thread.

Now I'm just curious. It's like telling someone, "Don't think about sex." Even if they weren't thinking about sex when you said it... they sure are thinking about it now.


Tue, 09/30/2008 - 01:51

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august wrote:

Maybe he likes inflicting pain; deep psychological issues.

just following instructions from THE KIT, right before the one about deep punting a puppy.


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creamcheese and cakes? Sounds like a WEEN album...

ween leaves me slightly confused. it might be so bad that it went past the spectrum and it's now awesome. i don't know yet.


Tue, 09/30/2008 - 02:02

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isn't san fernando where they make all the porn?

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 02:29

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Yes indeed! SO the dressdown thread should be no problem

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 02:31

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monkeywright wrote:

creamcheese and cakes? Sounds like a WEEN album...

ween leaves me slightly confused. it might be so bad that it went past the spectrum and it's now awesome. i don't know yet.

egads! That Jukebox tv channel used to play this non-stop! this and that green jell-o one about the three piggies. Just awful.

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 02:32

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isn't san fernando where they make all the porn?

Why yes. And some of the people in the dress down thread could make it here. :P


Tue, 09/30/2008 - 02:53

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Maybe some of us already HAVE!

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 03:06

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I was in Schindler's Fist.
I played German guard #3.

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 03:09

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I was dead corpse number 8,007 in Ditch B...ended up cutting my scene though, wasn't emmaciated enough.

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 03:12

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I was dead corpse number 8,007 in Ditch B...ended up cutting my scene though, wasn't emmaciated enough.

Yuck! that doesn't sound like a porno that I would watch !
Just kidding, i'd still watch it.

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 03:14

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Lol, sorry, I thought that said shindler's list...ack. Oh well. Somebody found that movie arousing enough for a make out session, if I recall.

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 03:18

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Now I want a bagel with cream cheese. Also, did we get rid of Lord Mergatroid while I was sedated?

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 12:18

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i think he went back to school or something. i dunno. i just stopped reading his posts altogether there towards the end. he'll probably show back up around thanksgiving or christmas break i'm guessing.

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Tue, 09/30/2008 - 12:21

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I watched ten seconds of that video, it was too much for me to handle.

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