What Song Will Play at Your Wedding/Funeral/Bar Mitzvah/Etc.

RandomStranger
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It's probably pretty morbid of me to admit this, but every time I hear "I Was Meant For the Stage" by the Decemberists, all I can think of is, "Wow, what a gorgeous song; I want this playing at my funeral." Only, I'd request that it fade out before all hell breaks loose at the end.

THE DECEMBERISTS - "I WAS MEANT FOR THE STAGE"

I was meant for the stage,
I was meant for the curtain.
I was meant to tread these boards,
Of this much I am certain.

I was meant for the crowd,
I was meant for the shouting.
I was meant to raise these hands
With quiet all about me.
Oh, Oh.

Mother, please be proud.
Father, be forgiving.
Even though you told me
'Son, you'll never make a living.'
Oh, oh.

From the floorboards to the flys,
Here I was fated to reside.
And as I take my final bow,
Was there ever any doubt?
And as the spotlights fade away,
And you're escorted through the foyer,
You will resume your callow ways,
But I was meant for the stage.

The heavens at my birth
Intended me for stardom,
Rays of light shone down on me
And all my sins were pardoned.

I was meant for applause.
I was meant for derision.
Nothing short of fate itself
Has affected my decision.
Oh, oh.

And from the floorboards to the flys,
Here I was fated to reside.
And as I take my final bow,
Was there ever any doubt?
And as the spotlights fade away,
And you're escorted through the foyer,
You will resume your callow ways,
But I was meant for the stage.



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Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, Germany, Germany above all,
Über alles in der Welt, Above everything in the world,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze When always, for protection,
Brüderlich zusammenhält, We stand together as brothers.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel, From the Maas to the Memel
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt - From the Etsch to the Belt -
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, Germany, Germany above all
Über alles in der Welt. Above all in the world.

Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue, German women, German loyalty,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang German wine and German song,
Sollen in der Welt behalten Shall retain in the world,
Ihren alten schönen Klang, Their old lovely ring
Uns zu edler Tat begeistern To inspire us to noble deeds
Unser ganzes Leben lang. Our whole life long.
Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue, German women, German loyalty,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang German wine and German song.

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit Unity and law and freedom
für das deutsche Vaterland! For the German Fatherland
Danach lasst uns alle streben Let us all strive for that
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand! In brotherhood with heart and hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit Unity and law and freedom
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand; Are the foundation for happiness
Blüh' im Glanze dieses Glückes, Bloom in the glow of happiness
Blühe, deutsches Vaterland. Bloom, German Fatherland.

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,* Germany, Germany above all*
Und im Unglück nun erst recht. And in misfortune all the more.
Nur im Unglück kann die Liebe Only in misfortune can love
Zeigen, ob sie stark und echt. Show if it's strong and true.
Und so soll es weiterklingen And so it should ring out
Von Geschlechte zu Geschlecht: From generation to generation:
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, Germany, Germany above all,
Und im Unglück nun erst recht. And in misfortune all the more.

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i cant think of a song for me right now, but my friends funeral song, if he died today, would be 'by your side' by cocorosie. every time he hears this song he looks ready to die.

i think id want something a bit happier at my funeral. i think id like 'postcards from italy' by beirut at my funeral.

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Re: What Song Will Play at Your Wedding/Funeral/Bar Mitzvah/Etc.

Or, if I'm cremated, "Baby's on Fire" by Brian Eno seems fitting.



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I'd like Between the Bars by Elliott Smith at my funeral.



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i changed my mind. i want a wagnerian opera to play at my funeral.

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Garbage Dump by Charlie Manson

Charles Manson
Garbage Dump lyrics
Send "Garbage Dump" Ringtone to Cell Phone
Oh garbage dump oh garbage dump
Why are you called a garbage dump
Oh garbage dump oh garbage dump
Why are you called a garbage dump

You could feed the world with my garbage dump
You could feed the world with my garbage dump
You could feed the world with my garbage dump
That sums it up in one big lump

When you're livin' on the road
And you think sometimes you're starvin'
Get on off that trip my friend
Just get in them cans and start carvin'

Oh garbage dump my garbage dump
Why are you called my garbage dump
Oh garbage dump my garbage dump
Why are you called my garbage dump

TALK:
There's a market basket an' a A&P
I don't care if de box boys are starin' at me
I don't even care who wins de war

SING:
I'll be in dem cans behind my favorite store

Garbage dump oh garbage dump
Why are you called a garbage dump
Garbage dump oh garbage dump
That sums it up, in one big lump

TALK:
I claim all these garbage dumps
In the name of

SING:
(The garbage pickers of America)
(The garbage pickers of America)
(The garbage pickers of America)

TALK:
Oh but it smells
Oh pew... yeow

Send "Garbage Dump" Ringtone to Cell Phone

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i always said "chumbawamba" will be playing at my wedding.

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Either "L'Arena" by Ennio Morricone, "The Spirit Carries On" by Dream Theater, or "Orion" by Metallica.

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I know from experience that choosing a music or a song for a funeral can spoil it for ever. I did that on two occasions for family members and I can't listen to them anymore because of the association.

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A looped tape of bird calls lasting 24 minutes.



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Home Sweet Home - Motley Crue



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I don't really want a funeral, but I'd want to have Gravity the ending theme to Wolf's Rain playing.

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refuse to lose by brotha lynch hung will be a part of my wedding

and

that's what i said by brotha lynch hung and loki will be a part of my funeral proceedings

(you morbid bastard)

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my funeral song will be money by pink floyd. and for my wedding i'll want: Played over and over again, until i die and in comes money.

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