A word to the wise

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When eating Chocolate Shanghai Soup Dumplings, do not try to take a bite. Put the whole dumpling in your mouth. Otherwise, you end up with a shirt full of warm liquid chocolate.

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Posted October 14th, 2008 by tom9d

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Re: A word to the wise

Did you get the dumplings from the dumplings rickshaw?

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 18:35

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Yes. I had fried Peking duck dumplings with cabbage and scallion in a hoisin dipping sauce...and two Chocolate Shanghai Soup dumplings as an after-lunch treat. It was all delicious. But now I'm covered in chocolate :(

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 18:38

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Asian chocolate will KILL YOU!

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 18:39

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I have my own word to the wise to add to the list:

When eating Thai Green Curry with Avocado, do not be retarded and named Kate, otherwise you will end up with green sauce all over your pantleg. Thank god for Shout Wipes. This just happened.

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 18:50

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Re: A word to the wise
tom9d wrote:

Yes. I had fried Peking duck dumplings with cabbage and scallion in a hoisin dipping sauce...and two Chocolate Shanghai Soup dumplings as an after-lunch treat. It was all delicious. But now I'm covered in chocolate :(

Chocolate Shanghai Soup dumplings?
WHAT!?

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 18:56

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When changing lanes on the freeway, please, don't snap to a new lane like you're running the Brickyard 500. Signal. LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER. That way, I won't have to almost kill myself getting my bike out of your way.

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 18:59

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I have no clue what the hell you're talking about. Guess I'm not part of the wise. =)


Tue, 10/14/2008 - 20:12

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i would never eat asian chocolate in any style.

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 21:02

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What blasphemy, morey.

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 21:12

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 21:43

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isn't it when one of those things have stuff in them theyre called a won ton? Dumplings are just solid balls of dough.

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 21:53

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nathaniel parker wrote:

isn't it when one of those things have stuff in them theyre called a won ton? Dumplings are just solid balls of dough.

wantons are deep freid. Dumplings are stuffed and steamed


Tue, 10/14/2008 - 21:58

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nathaniel parker wrote:

isn't it when one of those things have stuff in them theyre called a won ton? Dumplings are just solid balls of dough.

No. Dumplings are not solid balls of dough. They have meat and or veggies in them. And they can be steamed or fried.

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 23:49

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mmmm hum bow

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Tue, 10/14/2008 - 23:51

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whatever, the only dumplins i eat are flat and covered in chicken broth.

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 02:27

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Re: A word to the wise
nathaniel parker wrote:

whatever, the only dumplins i eat are flat and covered in chicken broth.

Ditto.

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 18:33

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i just spilled a venti iced coffee with two add-shots all over the hallway of my office. 4.00 down the tubes, and now my sling back pumps smell like a starbucks : (

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 18:38

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can't i just get through ONE DAY without making some kind of colossal food mess?

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 18:39

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I think we should change the name of this thread to: "What will Kate spill today?"

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 18:39

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can i smell your shoes?

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 18:44

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semi-on-topic: Where the heck did that tradition of drinking wine/champagne out of a woman's shoe come from anyways? It just seems so weird!

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 18:45

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it seems disgusting as so many things men do, often are.

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 18:54

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and it's got like this whole aura of "romance" around it. How?? How does someone manufacture that into a romantic gesture and THEN it stick around for a couple hundred years??

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 18:57

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"The French say Champagne should be drunk straight from a beautiful
lady's slipper."

In this case, a fanciful figure of speech led to fact. The earliest
mention I can find of an actual historical personage drinking wine
from a lady's slipper is this one:

When sisters Ada and Minna Lester came to Chicago in 1899, they leased
a three-story, fifty room double mansion here, refurbished it and
opened the Everleigh Club on February 1, 1900 - it was the showplace
of the Levee. Ada, 21, and Minna, 24, became famous as the Everleigh
sisters. The mansion had an art gallery, a library, and a huge
ballroom with chandeliers of cut glass and three orchestras. The
bedrooms were lavishly decorated and sound-proofed, had marble in-laid
brass beds, and there were always thirty of the most lovely girls on
duty 24 hours a day. Prince Henry of Prussia reportedly visited the
club in 1902. During a banquet in his honor, one of the girls' shoes
flew off while dancing, hit a glass of wine and spilled some of the
champagne into the shoe. A man nearby picked up the slipper and drank
the wine from it. Almost on cue, the entire group arose after taking a
slipper from the girl he was with, had the waiters pour champagne into
them, toasted the Prince, then drank from them. Wine was sipped from a
slipper for the first time.

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 19:01

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It's a holdover from olden chivalric times when men wore clunky armor and rode dashing steeds and carried around bits of poo from their Ladies wrapped in silk and lace, nestled near their hearts.

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 19:01

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For Nate.

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 19:01

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might as well use your maiden faire's belt to spread the butter on your toast.

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 19:02

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For Nate.

To me, that's Chinese Dumplings

this is the closest i could find to Real Dumplins!

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 19:05

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Dumplings? That looks like flat PASS-tah to me...

Also, I hate the word dumplings. It sounds like something a mama shit would call her children.

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 19:09

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yeah, that's not a very good picture. I don't know what that white stuff is going on around the rim there. Plus they should be just covered in pepper.

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 19:10

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nathaniel parker wrote:
mirka wrote:

For Nate.

To me, that's Chinese Dumplings

this is the closest i could find to Real Dumplins!

Man, I didn't just go to page one of google images. That page had chicken and dumplings, apricot dumplings, apple dumplings. It's missing pierogi dumplings though.

Yours look like flat square noodles.

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 19:11

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nathaniel parker wrote:
mirka wrote:

For Nate.

To me, that's Chinese Dumplings

this is the closest i could find to Real Dumplins!

That looks really gross. >_>


Wed, 10/15/2008 - 19:13

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nathaniel parker wrote:

semi-on-topic: Where the heck did that tradition of drinking wine/champagne out of a woman's shoe come from anyways? It just seems so weird!

Isn't that something people do at weddings?

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 19:22

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That's what happens when you listen to the French.

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Wed, 10/15/2008 - 19:31

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Also, I hate the word dumplings. It sounds like something a mama shit would call her children.

It really does.

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