who can cook a steak?!

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ive a few steaks that ive been meaning to eat. who knows how to prepare and cook a great steak. i dont have a grill, so theres that to take into account. im thinking i'll pan fry it. anyone have a recipe thatll make me happy?
give the goods. im hungry.

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salt
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hold over fire
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the pan needs to be blisteringly hot. montreal steak seasoning apply to steak. butter in pan. sear flesh. let steak "rest" for 5 min after searage. then consume like a ravenous hyena.

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I can cook a steak in 5 seconds flat using my heat-ray vision!

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Tiny bit of olive oil and butter, for inch think steaks, four mins per side on medium heat does the medium rare trick.

Marinade them how you like, but I'm a fan of a plain old pepper, or Kansas City rub. Try it with horseradish instead of A-1 or some other atrocious sauce, or try it with a simple cognac cream sauce, which is prepared as follows:

2 tablespoons (1/4 stick) unsalted butter
2 shallots, finely chopped
1 teaspoon freshly ground white pepper
2 cups low-salt chicken broth
1/2 cup Cognac or brandy
1/4 cup whipping cream

Melt 1 tablespoon butter in heavy medium saucepan over medium-high heat. Add shallots and sauté until beginning to brown, about 5 minutes. Add pepper. Add broth, Cognac, and cream and boil until sauce is thick enough to coat spoon, whisking occasionally, about 15 minutes.

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Steak cooked over an open flame is superior to all other steak.

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I'm hungry now.

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Eat it raw like the animal that you are.

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now thats how a MAN eats steak!

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Who can't cook a steak?



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I can cook a steak with a microwave. With a microwave. With a microwave.

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Who can't cook a steak?

Those who think that cows are holy. Dumbasses.

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When you can cook it with handlebars, Tom, get back to me.

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Well now that's just crazy talk.

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Who can't cook a steak?

i was hoping for a recipe of preparation thatd dazzle me.

i usually dont salt or pepper my meat and eat it near raw. no sauce, no nothing. i just love the taste of meat, but i thought id try something new.

i may try harcandys method.

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Oh, sorry, I mean with no handlebars.

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soak it in beer.

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^ i concur.

after marinating in beer (guinness is ideal because of the heavier taste), season it with salt and cracked peppercorns, better if you use the salt with some lemon rinds, then maybe add a little bit of garlic powder.

while cooking, brush with a layer of olive oil, soy sauce, and lemon juice. if you want a little more traditional taste, brush it with mesquite bbq sauce, not too much though so as not to overpower the taste of beer and spices.



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I like my steak cooked with garlic. It's delicious.

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tom is right.

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I barely cook mine. The rarer, the better. But cooking a steak, besides a ham steak, on a pan sounds like blasphemy. Get a grill, preferably charcoal. Gas is acceptable, but looked down upon.

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My husband cooks steak for a living but he'll probably just say something like, "Just put it in a pan and flip it a few times."

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i cant have a gas or charcoal grill in my apartment so that advice, despite its veracity, is worthless.

garlic and beer sounds like a nice mix.

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I quoted to edit, by accident and now I can't go back to actually edit. Oh well.

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Steak is so overrated...I could go the rest of my life and never eat another steak...

But sorry, to answer the question, I don't know, I have never cooked a steak in my life...



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WHoever said steak sucks is a girl.

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Validation!



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i love steak!

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Steak is a tasty treat, I say, but I'm not as girly as Angela is.

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And I set the girly bar pretty darn high!!



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God if I could learn to be as alluring and irristably feminine as Angie, I would be the happiest woman alive. I'm pretty sure I would pay for lessons.

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If I never ate another meat for the rest of my life besides steak, I'd be happy (can we count veal as steak?).

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Also, if those Hindus knew how delicious cows were, I think they'd worship them even more.

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Hahaha Tom, you rule.

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What makes a steak a steak?!



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More importantly, if you froze a steak and sharpened it to a point, and stabbed a vampire in the heart with it, would that extra kill it

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Hahaha Tom, you rule.

Thanks :) Right back at ya.

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I never grilled steak.
I sometimes barbecue it...
But usually I marinate it with soy sauce, onions, salt, and pepper...then I fry it.

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I drown my steak in Worcestershire sauce and garlic powder for a half hour and then put it in the pan- 3 1/2 min per side. Other than putting them on a super hot pan dont touch it for the 3 1/2 until you have to flip it.

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Tom no it wouldn't extra-kill it. I wish that it would though.

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ejrathke wrote:
Nightrious wrote:

Who can't cook a steak?

i was hoping for a recipe of preparation thatd dazzle me.

i usually dont salt or pepper my meat and eat it near raw. no sauce, no nothing. i just love the taste of meat, but i thought id try something new.

i may try harcandys method.

I am also a fan of just basic steak, I rarely use marinades and I never use bbq sauce. But I refuse to eat a steak without pepper and horseradish. Not cream horseradish, straight up. A good hefeweizen is also necessary.

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If I could have a fillet mignon or a prime rib with some fresh steakhouse bread and a Chimay Bleu right now, I would be in heaven.

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The garlic and beer for sure and flip once that's it then let it rest before cutting into it so it will not dry out mix butter, chives and garlic and put a scoop o'the goop on that baby while its hot.yum yum:)



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who wants some tube steak, smothered in underwear? You got to work for the gravy though...

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Just sprinkle some shake on it. Marijuana. mmmm



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Soak it in LSD then top it off with some mushroomies.



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HardCandy wrote:
ejrathke wrote:
Nightrious wrote:

Who can't cook a steak?

i was hoping for a recipe of preparation thatd dazzle me.

i usually dont salt or pepper my meat and eat it near raw. no sauce, no nothing. i just love the taste of meat, but i thought id try something new.

i may try harcandys method.

I am also a fan of just basic steak, I rarely use marinades and I never use bbq sauce. But I refuse to eat a steak without pepper and horseradish. Not cream horseradish, straight up. A good hefeweizen is also necessary.

Hefe with steak? No no no, if you must have beer, drink a Belgian tripel, and may I suggest Chimay. It goes much better with steak.

Steak- it depends on the cut of meat. A good cut of steak needs nothing but salt and pepper, THATS IT!
A good filet or NY strip, ribeye, etc all you need to do is let the steak get to room temp(, yes trust me on this,) before you cook it. That way the steak doesnt go into 'shock' when it hits the pan cold.
Get yourself a good cast iron skillet and like lofi said, get it red hot, the hotter the better. Salt and peper your steak mere minutes before you put it on the grill, you dont want the salt to pull out too many juices.
Depending on doneness you like, a 1 inch steak needs approx 3-4 minutes per side. Never flip more than once.
Again like lofi said, when the steak is done , rest it on a plate with a tin foil tent for about 5 minutes. For a real treat, put a pad of (real) butter on the steak while its resting.You steak will be magnificant!

For future reference- with good cuts of meat, dont ruin them with marinades and sauces. Steak Au Poivre is an exception to this rule.
With cheap cuts of meat, marinade to your hearts content. I make a pretty kick ass Bulgogi using skirt steak.



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I appreciate that you enjoy your steak with Chimay. I appreciate mine with a Hefe. No further comment necessary.

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this was my dinner (only i had more veg variety)
jealous muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Jealous!!

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