Things You Pretend To Love

why would you pretend to love any of those things? DO you get money if you do?

Myself.

Babies.
A lot of poetry.
A lot of people.
Most things a lot of people say.
Phonies.
The shirt I bought thinking I might like it.

Apricot chicken. Phone calls on your birthday. Being with him. All. The. Time.

Haha, what a sad thought. No, I don't think there is. I just happen to enjoy being alone, not to an anti-social extent, but you know. I'm not one of those clingy types, and I equally as much don't cope with being clung to.

what about when HE just calls you on your birthday rather than seeing you? are you more happy with the being left alone part or fake happy about still getting the birthday call?

Yeah, some of these I don't get, but some make sense. Interesting enough thread.

The same damn penne makes sense. Once a relative thinks you like something they make it until you can't stand the shit, and are then obligated to feign satisfaction.

The taste of beer--beer is social and it tastes like shit if you're an amateur. My cousin has the same problem.

Board games--It's a drag if everybody wants to play and you don't. You can't nay say a group of people that want to do something harmless, but fifty rolls into Monopoly you just want to throw the fucking thing.

The neighbor's dog makes sense--you want to be a good neighbor. Or you're like me and you don't really find it fascinating that humans live close to you and are oblivious to them most of the time, and you hang a leak off the back porch and some old lady is letting her dog out and you're not even looking, trying to hold the door open for the cat who was outside, and when you look up the old bitch just turns away with a look of disgust on her face, only to become an invalid on a fold up bed a few nights later, like the city night cut open and the guys in the blinking truck just came to stitch it back up, and then her husband the sailor looking old hardass is cane strolling around the backyard with her mutt and you wonder if your cock was the last one she saw before she died.

it would explain why i don't get much action in the bar.

i was bad-mouthing Phonies earlier and now that i think about it i probably shouldn't have. you see, i remember everything, not like a photographic memory or anything but any little minutaie i come across it gets locked in my brain, and a lot of times when people ask me about stuff I'll just say I don't know or don't remember when
I actually do but just don't want to waste time talking about it again. Soooooo Phony!

Babies, toddlers, children... especially those who are not in your family.

babies aren't adorable, they are wrinkly. and i don't want to be held responsible for breaking your baby. plus they are annoying and rather disgusting most of the time.

the only kid i ever loved was my cousin brother.

i hate having to pretend i like them... does not liking them right out make me such a terrible person?

does anyone else make funny faces at stranger's kids while in line at the checkout? I like getting them to laugh and smile and then stop when the parent turns around to see what the kid is laughing at, and just kinda shrug my shoulders at them like "what? I didn't do anything." and then going back to doing it again as soon as they turn around.
I am kind of worried I'll get in trouble one day for being like a sex pervert for doing it though.

did he hate himself when he was a kid as well? If not then he's just a big kid-hating Phony too!!

it would, you phony!

you rode into town on the Phony Pony!

OMG JK LOLOLOL!!

Also, beer actually does taste good if you drink the right beer.
Chimay Bleu = Delicious

I'm with you. There are lots of things I can't stand, but I'll tolerate them if I'm made to. But I'm not gonna lie about it. If someone makes me watch a block of 80's music videos I won't make them change the channel but I won't act like it's the highlight of my year, either.

people in general.

if you know you're a good person, that's all that matters. your mom knows it too, she's just too bitchy to admit it. she's probably never going to change. tell her to befriend my mom, and move on!

:D

I did not mean to take anything out on anyone I am sorry if it seems that way I really like this place because people are free to talk about whatever crosses their mind I took the topic seriously and at the same time I did not want to drag the topic down, I really am a nice person and I would hate for you to think otherwise.

It took me awhile to decipher this. For five minutes, I thought Taylor was emancipated and had a kid. But I think I have it figured out now. I got pregnant at 15, if I'm reading correctly.

you're ok. this place is great for just venting all that pent up anger and whatnot. just don't direct it at the people your not angry at. we're here to be your friends!
>smooch smooch< *

* not that fake phony baloney hollywood smooch smooch kind of love either!

Thanks N.P.*shy smile*

I think he was making a joke at what I wrote, not the fact that anyone else got pregnant.