Things that are perfectly rated

interestingly lame fact about sandwiches:

chips

cold drinks

lined paper

He's not saying that Will Smith is important, or awesome, he's just saying that the public idea of Will Smith is directly proportional to the general worth of Will Smith.

I disagree with chips, though. Sometimes I'll have a chip and I'm like OMG, I totally forgot how fucking awesome chips are! Why aren't people talking about this all the time!?

Me.

i think both of you would make a perfectly rated couple. just make sure you add some verbal abuse and assault, you know, for taste.

and sheep abortion, yes. i agree.

 Milk and...Porm...

i cant believe someone thinks will smith is overrated.

i mean, hes will smith. hes fought aliens, vampires, robots. he saves the world almost every year. hes the barack obama of the film industry. or, as i like to put it, barack obama is the will smith of politics.

other things that are perfectly rated:

slushies, especially blue

nintendo 64

pokemon red and blue for the gameboy

Cups, as in, ones that you drink out of.

i think pillows might be underrated because a lot of people forget that they double as weapons

Chips fart when you open them from the compressed gas. They are overrated. They cut your mouth and get your hands greasy and a small portion of a bag has the calories of a meal, and only the first two or three are even good. And then they get caked in your teeth. All around disgusting snack, really.

Will Smith is perfectly rated. I have a soft spot for that nigga having grown up watching Fresh Prince.

Generally the theme of the pattern of suggestions here is concluding that boring, practical things are perfectly rated. Like, cups and spoons and drinks and toilets and such.

Adding to that: Stephen King.

The Misfits seem perfectly rated. As Jane and I have discussed, they're pretty ungood, but they're all right and they have a fanbase of mostly morons so win win.

Sheep abortions. Perfectly rated, I would have to agree. And not at all practical.

One person is this thread annoys THE HELL out of me.

Morey. No, he doesn't annoy me. And he isn't in this thread. But he's perfectly rated.

I have 4 fave movies, 1 of which is not on the imdb top 250 list. I could never chose any one over another. Perhaps I'm biased in that I don't have one favorite, if someone did and it was a stereotypical favorite, like Pulp Fiction (one of my four) I just see that as too typical an answer. Perhaps because those films are so played up and hyped that we're supposed to revere them. I revere it just the same, but I can have just as much fun watching Dawn of the Dead, and that ain't on the list. However, it is only 0.1 stars off...

Toilets have to be underated. Just consider a world without desegnated shitting areas . . . 

porn is WAY overrated...why watch it when you can have the real thing?

What about a cat toilet?

www.catgenie.com

Porn is vastly underrated. It teaches young men how women like to be treated, and allows every woman and every man to feel inadequate in his or her own way. Porn has the power to pop up at all the wrong moments, ruining an otherwise pleasant net-surfing experience. It can either make or break a casual fuck, depending on the girl's preference. Porn divides and unites. It destroys and rebuilds. It keeps the economy afloat. It brings out the worst in people, and allows the best to shine through retroactively.

Porn objectifies women and men equally. It also shows us what the world might have been, if we had been born mindless robots, instead of mindless robots with hearts. Porn degrades its participants, while elevating the phallus into an ultra-Freudian social tool. The phallus, ostensibly a tool for procreation, becomes the embodiment of dead pleasure, the ultimate pointless Thing.

Do not underrate porn.

I think porn sucks and is overrated, but sextapes are perfectly rated. Not for their value as pornography, but for their value as leverage over people. They make you famous. They embarass you publically, but you still get famous friends from them, so they become a networking tool. However, pornography kills sex tapes in that when people are fillmed they begin having sex the way they expect it should be done on camera. The overratedness of porn makes the sextape rate fair.

that's the withdrawal talking. everybody should give a shit about sheep abortion.

Calenders...no, time sucks. People keep track of time when they really shouldn't. This is the first week since I don't know when, years ago, a different life, when I don't have a definite school aligned for the fall, I don't have a job, and I don't have any responsibilities. I haven't felt this good in...maybe since childhood. I don't know what day it is, I never know what time it is. I know it will end in a week...or two, but it goes to show how overrated the invention of time really is. Watches, calenders, hell, even sundials, enough already.

Flowers...old people waste their twilights digging around them. They serve no purpose. They have a value in a dystopia, but not now.

Lip gloss...women look fine how they are, yet they waste valuable time thats ticking away thinking that they can please men by coating themselves in commercial products. As an anti-chapped lips thing, it has value, but in no way beyond that.

This is a great thread, I love debating this shiite, its like politics only it doesn't involve controlling people's lives.

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Refrigerators. And perhaps mousepads.

My brother used to have a Wall of Calendars in the kitchen. It was kind of a mimicry of the other side of the kitchen, which had a wall of clocks. Once upon a time, in like 2006, all the clocks actually worked and all the calendars were current. When I went back in March, they were all messed up and outdated, it was sad.