If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be great.

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One of my friends is considering gender reassignment surgery, and she was told that they basically invert your penis to make a vaginal cavity...

My friend actually makes a beautiful girl, so I am very happy that she finally has the money to complete her transition, but we couldn't stop laughing because anyone she has sex with will essentially be placing their penis inside hers...

On a related note, Jamie Lee Curtis has internal testicals...


Posted July 19th, 2008 by BSAofR

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

On a totally unrelated note, ASIA!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TUVOYAW28

 

 


Sat, 07/19/2008 - 20:04

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

if you go over to thailand, it's like 50 bucks to get that done.


Sat, 07/19/2008 - 20:24

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

yeah....but the infection and resultant diseases are a billion to fix...


Sat, 07/19/2008 - 20:27

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

Get what done, that broken up video effect in The Heat of the Moment?! That is a bargin!! Those thais know how to edit a music video!


Sat, 07/19/2008 - 20:29

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

I know it's none of my beez, but that is a horrible thing to do yourself.

 

EDIT: and now I have an unpleasant tingling in my dickcock. Thanks.

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Sat, 07/19/2008 - 20:38

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

Ritt, that's the gonorrhea.

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Sat, 07/19/2008 - 20:46

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

At first I thought BSAofR was coming on to me. Then I realized that the word 'me' in the subject line was actually 'mine.'

After that, I felt a little dead inside.

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Sat, 07/19/2008 - 21:33

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

That dead feelins whare they flipped ya dick n gave ya a pussy.

 

On a serious note, BSAofR I hope ya friend is sure he wants to visit the chop shop cos once those mechanics they got workin there have done thier dodgey dealin there aint no fuckin refunds man.

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

tom9d wrote:

Ritt, that's the gonorrhea.

tom, you know what you must do

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Sat, 07/19/2008 - 21:20

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

#6495ED wrote:

tom9d wrote:

Ritt, that's the gonorrhea.

tom, you know what you must do

yeah....apologize! for passing it on!

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

i don't see what the big deal is. I had gender reassingment surgery when I was like 9. they let me eat all the ice cream I wanted afterwards!


Sat, 07/19/2008 - 21:31

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

It's a respectable surgeon, I guess, but I'm still a little worried. My friend really wants it so I have to try and support...


Sat, 07/19/2008 - 21:33

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

Not to be nosey, but do you know where she's having it done, or by who?!


Sat, 07/19/2008 - 21:36

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

#6495ED wrote:

tom9d wrote:

Ritt, that's the gonorrhea.

tom, you know what you must do

 

make a parody thread? 

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

tom9d wrote:

#6495ED wrote:

tom9d wrote:

Ritt, that's the gonorrhea.

tom, you know what you must do

 

make a parody thread? 

.......yeah

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Sat, 07/19/2008 - 22:03

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

I heard that some guys can stretch out their urethra enough to fit the head of another mans penis in it.


Sat, 07/19/2008 - 23:40

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

I saw a .mpg of a guy massaging two AA batteries out of his urethra into a coffee mug.


Sun, 07/20/2008 - 00:11

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

I saw one where a guy massaged like ten marbles out of his.

hopefully he only put ten int here to begin with.


Sun, 07/20/2008 - 00:14

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Re: If you could just place your penis inside mine...that'd be g

I heard that some guys can stretch out their urethra enough to fit the head of another mans penis in it.

Yeah, I have a friend who's into urethra play.  He sticks metal rods in it.  Ugh... horrible.  I don't even like having my urethra touched.  Good luck to your friend, BSR; it's not an easy thing to do.  But it's the only thing sometimes.

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