If Drupal were a ....

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...part of a typical blend of Snack Mix:

 

 

 

It would be the pretzel.


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Vbulletin would be the bagel chips.


Sat, 05/17/2008 - 14:17

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...but I love the little pretzel sticks.  They are my favorite right underneath the bagel chips.

 

...was part of a pack of starburst, it would be the yellow ones.

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If Drupal were a package of fruit gummies, it'd be the lime.


Sat, 05/17/2008 - 15:08

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..... I kinda like the yellow ones.

If Drupal was unicorn, it would bite. 


Sat, 05/17/2008 - 15:10

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yellow starburst, lime fruit gummies or pretzels, whatever it might be, it´s been shoved in my throat without asking.

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If Drupal were in a Deluxe Nut Mix, it would be the filberts.

Even the name sounds icky.


Sat, 05/17/2008 - 15:14

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Even pretzels and starbursts are good, regardless of color. If Drupal were pizza, it'd be the crust. Serves no purpose but to have a plce to hold, and is only reluctantly eaten if there's no more pizza and you're still hungry.

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Sat, 05/17/2008 - 15:17

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Again, the crust is one of the best parts about a pizza, if made right. 

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Sat, 05/17/2008 - 15:23

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bag of peanut m&ms, it'd be the runty mis-shaped m&m without any peanut.


Sat, 05/17/2008 - 15:28

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...part of the circus, it'd be the elephant turds.


Sat, 05/17/2008 - 15:34

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If Drupal were a drunk chick, I still wouldn't take advantage of her.


Sat, 05/17/2008 - 16:51

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Re: If Drupal were a ....

Smartazboy wrote:

If Drupal were a drunk chick, I still wouldn't take advantage of her.

this one made me literally laugh out loud

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Sat, 05/17/2008 - 17:22

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If Drupal were a harmless immigrant working in a newsstand, I'd be the White Supremacist trying to send it home and secretly lynching it with a few friends if the government did nothing about it.

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Sat, 05/17/2008 - 18:01

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If drupal were a bag of potato chips, they'd be expired.

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if drupal was a part of a  box of chocolate it would be the best before-date.

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Sun, 05/18/2008 - 10:00

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If Drupal was a customer at the supermarket, they'd choose the leaking milk which leaves stains on the conveyor belt, and then proceed to pay for their $2 carton of milk with a $100 note, stealing all your change.


Sun, 05/18/2008 - 11:35

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If Drupal was my kid, I'd beat it.


Sun, 05/18/2008 - 17:57

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If Drupal were a person, it would kill itself because we're so mean to it, and it's b*tch of  a mother would sue us all in civil court.

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Mon, 05/19/2008 - 00:56

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 If Drupal was a Yugo with a trailer hitch, The Cult would be a 75-foot yacht on a boat trailer.

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Wed, 05/21/2008 - 23:51

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If drupal were a candy machine, it would steal your money.

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Wed, 05/21/2008 - 23:54

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If drupal were the magic bullet, Kennedy would have died of old age...


Thu, 05/22/2008 - 00:13

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i love the moon.

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Thu, 05/22/2008 - 08:25

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scerpica wrote:

i love the moon.

 

...what?

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Thu, 05/22/2008 - 13:32

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she means she loves moonie...

if Drupal were a pot of coffee it would be the grinds that you hack up because the idiot who made it is a fuck up.


Thu, 05/22/2008 - 15:07

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if Drupal were a burrito, it would be the tiny piece of bone that breaks your tooth.

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Thu, 05/22/2008 - 16:38

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scerpica wrote:

i love the moon.

 

If Drupal were a bag of dog poop, it would be...a...it would be a...BIG bag of dog poop!


Thu, 05/22/2008 - 17:24

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This thread is an affront to pretzels.


Thu, 05/22/2008 - 22:04

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chocolate and yogurt-covered, yes. others, not really. some, especially burnt ones, are *almost* as worse as drupal.


Thu, 05/22/2008 - 22:24

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Fri, 05/23/2008 - 03:19

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monkeywright wrote:

scerpica wrote:

i love the moon.

 

wtf?

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Fri, 05/23/2008 - 08:34

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I found the quizno's sub commerial-esque video quie funny.  I honestly at first had no idea what you meant by I love the moon.  No I know exactly what you mean.

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 Quizno's actually bought the rights to those little moon dudes for their commercials.


Fri, 05/23/2008 - 18:44

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I kind of know a guy around here that manages a Quizno's.  He's going to get me some free soup and sandwich coupons.

And, if I'm lucky, I'll get a ride in his Camaro.


Fri, 05/23/2008 - 19:29

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All of the threads with youtube videos are super messed up. And I've seen celestial events occur faster than this page takes to load...

But, I just joined the Cult last night/this morning. I feel a little bad for making fun of the forum already.

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Fri, 05/23/2008 - 21:40

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It's been like this since January.  Making fun of it is just part of what we do now.

And, welcome.


Fri, 05/23/2008 - 21:55

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 It's actually mostly what we do now.


Fri, 05/23/2008 - 22:39

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If drupal were a hobo, it'd be the stinkiest one riding the rails.


Fri, 05/23/2008 - 22:43

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 If Drupal were a hobo, it would probably have gotten itself run over by a train.


Fri, 05/23/2008 - 23:33

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Synnove wrote:

I kind of know a guy around here that manages a Quizno's.  He's going to get me some free soup and sandwich coupons.

And, if I'm lucky, I'll get a ride in his Camaro.

 

You are in like Flynn, my friend.


Sat, 05/24/2008 - 00:10

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If Drupral were a Super Hero!

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Sat, 05/24/2008 - 01:44

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 oh my god, why have you been looking in my old photo albums.


Sat, 05/24/2008 - 02:08

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Hahahahaha! Fat retarded kid at Christmas, wow, we're really making the drupal cry.

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Sun, 05/25/2008 - 02:38

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If I was a flower growing wild and free All I'd want is Drupal to be my sweet honey bee.  

And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen All I'd want is Drupal to shade me and be my leaves

All I want is Drupal, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is Drupal, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If Drupal were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of Drupal's water would be my call.
If Drupal were the winter, I know I'd be the snow
Just as long as Drupal were with me, let the cold winds blow

If Drupal were a wink, I'd be a nod
If Drupal were a seed, well I'd be a pod.
If Drupal were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug
And if Drupal were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug

If Drupal were the wood, I'd be the fire.
If Drupal were the love, I'd be the desire.
If Drupal were a castle, I'd be your moat,
And if Drupal were an ocean, I'd learn to float.

All I want is Drupal, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is Drupal, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea

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Sun, 05/25/2008 - 04:07

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Interesting, where is that from Bearchaser? Reminds me of the Pink Floyd song 'If' from Atom Heart Mother.

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Sun, 05/25/2008 - 16:23

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that song's from the movie Juno i think.

 


Mon, 05/26/2008 - 10:47

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Wed, 05/28/2008 - 06:34

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I just got this message on facebook from the head of Bureaucrash, a libertarian organization I belong to.

Crashers,

In the initial Bureaucrash Bulletin (our email) I noted that we'd soon have a revamped homepage. Well, we decided to "vote with our feet" and look for someone else who can help us tackle that task. So, if you have Drupal skills, please let me know if you'd be interested in working with us. Or, if you have a friend who is knowledgeable in Drupal, please pass this note along.

Thanks! In liberty,

-Pete


I guess Drupal is like Wal-Mart, something cheap and filthy that everyone uses and can't understand why they continue the abuse.

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Wed, 05/28/2008 - 18:03

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Oh my! you should warn them!


Wed, 05/28/2008 - 19:32

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Drupal is fine, it's shitty hardware that makes it suck.

Libertarians, I bet they make you pay them for the privilege of building their website.

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