i think my housemat robbed a petrol station

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i come home from work, and my housemate's nowhere to be seen. just all this snack food in the kitchen

i wish he'd rob a pot dealer as well, i need something to go with all these donuts


Posted September 5th, 2008 by bradCo

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Ha! What a weird stash.


Fri, 09/05/2008 - 16:37

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it intrigues me that the donut tray is marked "patients".


Fri, 09/05/2008 - 17:17

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i approve of everything involved in this post.

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Fri, 09/05/2008 - 17:25

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Re: i think my housemat robbed a petrol station

You're very observant!

I'm unnerved by those pastries being left out uncovered; they'll go stale before their time, cover your buns!

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Fri, 09/05/2008 - 17:26

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Fucking flip those sandwiches over. Doesn't that bother you!?


Fri, 09/05/2008 - 17:26

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Re: i think my housemat robbed a petrol station

Its not a petrol station he robbed, it was my fridge.

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Fri, 09/05/2008 - 17:32

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Nightrious wrote:

Fucking flip those sandwiches over. Doesn't that bother you!?

it does bother me.

it also bothers me that two plastic packs on top of the coke cans are on the top shelf and one two are on a shelf below it. they should all be on the top shelf or all on the lower shelf.

sersly.


Fri, 09/05/2008 - 17:42

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Re: i think my housemat robbed a petrol station

your housemat doesnt seem to have proper fridge etiquette. i still approve of it, though.

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Fri, 09/05/2008 - 17:58

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dude, there are donuts in the crisper. your housemate is a donut fiend.

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Fri, 09/05/2008 - 18:03

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Re: i think my housemat robbed a petrol station

could have robbed hospital cafeteria, would explain the "patients" on the tray.

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Fri, 09/05/2008 - 18:07

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Re: i think my housemat robbed a petrol station

Aren't they peppers? Donuts aren't that shiny...are they?!

Are those things on the right croissants? they look mummified! Eat one.


Fri, 09/05/2008 - 18:10

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Re: i think my housemat robbed a petrol station

I think it was a hospital eatery thing.

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Fri, 09/05/2008 - 18:35

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No homemade food?
tsk tsk


Fri, 09/05/2008 - 23:34

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No Frank in this thread yet? Ha! ..heh...

Seriously though, I'm jealous.


Fri, 09/05/2008 - 23:44

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i think the bakery people who distribute these fine pastries also supply hospitals, which would explain the old patients sticker. i only know they came from a servo because i recieved a vague message from him saying so.

my housemate is pretty fucking cool. he does security, so i hardly see him, and when i do he's always got some zany moneymaking idea. woke for work one day at 6am he's there, on his computer. "hey bro. i've just started selling viagra on the internet." this week he's installing pc internals into large inanimate objects (atm, guitar) for novelty computers. he's teaching me nunchucks, he's fucking amazing on them himself. even when we tied glo-sticks to them and turned out the lights


Sat, 09/06/2008 - 00:12

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Re: i think my housemat robbed a petrol station
bradCo wrote:

my housemate is pretty fucking cool. he does security, so i hardly see him, and when i do he's always got some zany moneymaking idea. woke for work one day at 6am he's there, on his computer. "hey bro. i've just started selling viagra on the internet." this week he's installing pc internals into large inanimate objects (atm, guitar) for novelty computers. he's teaching me nunchucks, he's fucking amazing on them himself. even when we tied glo-sticks to them and turned out the lights

that sounds like the best roommate eva. judging by the photos, what's most odd is the number of coke cans but no 12 pack boxes.

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Sat, 09/06/2008 - 01:22

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Re: i think my housemat robbed a petrol station
Ritt wrote:

No Frank in this thread yet? Ha! ..heh...

Seriously though, I'm jealous.

Oh, I've been in it. That's why there's some doughnuts missing. Hard to type with goo on your hands, and I'm not talking about the kind YOU get after a lonely night in.

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Sat, 09/06/2008 - 06:38

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No. That's gross.


Sat, 09/06/2008 - 06:58

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Re: i think my housemat robbed a petrol station

Yum. I'm thinking of sugary iced finger goo.


Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:28