Cultie need seriose help

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My fellow peoples,

I'll cut to the chase. I had to get 15 crime surveys done in a week. They're due tomorrow. I thought two days standing in front of Wal-Mart would provide me with enough, but alas, after half an hour with nobody wanting to take it, I gave up. I still need to get 13 done. It takes like, 2 minutes.

Save this pic file, open it in paint and just fill it out really quick. I tried to make it as simple as possible. They're 100% anonymous. You can skip any ?s you dont know/don't wanna answer. If this could be done by tonight, I would be incredibly grateful to those who participate.

If you help out, I owe you one. And you know us libertarians - our word is everything. I really will owe you, so you can hang this over my head that you helped out.

Link is here. Much abliged,

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/Giggan/Cult%20Ish/crimesurvey1.jp...

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Is this solely an American thing?



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Umm...the guy never specified, so if you want, you can make it international :)

Oh yeah, and after you fill the thing out, those who participate, you can email them back to me:

garret.ean@hotmail.com
EDIT: or just post em here, whatever works.

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Thank you mucho, six!

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Re: Cultie need seriose help

also, why cant you fill them out and change the answers, if its anon?

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Re: Cultie need seriose help

I would love to help, but I can't draw a 5 in paint at all. I've tried to write good three times and erased it. Any other way to do this?

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Can't you type letters and numbers in paint?

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Re: Cultie need seriose help

Umm...does your version of paint or whatever have text input?

You could also just write your responses here, like 1. yes, 2. no, etc.

And I would do them randomly, but that kinda goes against my morals. If I don't get em done, I'll just be honest and say I got x out of 15.

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1. Ultra safe beach community, low crime rate beyond drug dealing and the occasional theft

2. 5,5,5,3,2

3. 4,4,5,5,5,4,3

4. 3 mil?

5. yes

6. yes

7. yes

8. no

9. no

10. yes

11. yes, where possible

12. yes, yes, no

13. yes

14. no

15. no

16. yes

17. no

18. No, no

19. agree with the first two

20. other criminals

Yes, i'm a voter.

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Ok, it's messy, but I hop you can read it. I've never used paint before. Also, if some of my answers seem inconsistent it's because I moved to a very safe neighborhood 3 months ago after there was a police chase through my backyard at 4:00 Pm on a Thursday afternoon.

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that was so wrongful i should definitely get a apologies, especially of tony's half.



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I live on the good side of Guam.



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Yay! Thanks everyone so far, I still have a few left.

Taylor, muchas gracias. Monkey, love the new av, good follow up to sad pirate monkey. Mirka, certainly legible, much appreciated. I especially loved your checkmark things. Peroxxide, glad to hear Guam's nice place to stroll day and night.

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Whoops, number 13 should have been NO. Also, I didn't circle the amount of people in correctional facilities because I don't know.

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that was so wrongful i should definitely get a apologies, especially of tony's half.



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Has been fixed-ed. I'll post the answers to the guess how many ones tomorrow.

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Re: Cultie need seriose help

I have a Macbook, and therefore no MS Paint. Other options?



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Ummm....you could post the answers here like Monkey did, I guess.

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Re: Cultie need seriose help

Just sent it via e-mail.



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Re: Cultie need seriose help

Why the hell is five lower than one?

1: Fairly Safe and Reasonably Quiet.
2: 5 5 5 4 3
3: 4 5 4 4 3 3 2
4: 6M
5: yes
6: yes
7: yes
8: no
9: no
10: no
11: no
12: yes yes no
13: no
14: no
15: no
16: yes
17: no
18: no no
19: [X] [X] [ ] [ ] [X]
20: ...by giving it the old college try.
Yes I am a voter.



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Cassun and Imke, much appreciated!

6 left!

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I'm doing one as we speak.



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what kind of crazy system uses 1 as highest and 5 as lowest....I'm working on it right now...almost made my neighborhood very dangerous

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Haha, yeah my professor is an old dude. Just like how most of the questions are worded as sentences.

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1.Very Safe
2.5,5,5,5,4
3.5,5,5,5,5,5,5
4.10M
5.no
6.no
7.yes
8.no
9.yes
10.yes
11.no
12.yes, yes, no
13.no
14.no
15.no
16.yes
17.no
18.no, no
19.1 & 5
20.A variety of sources incl. parents peers and media
Yes



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I didn't know how many people for the circle one
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survey

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Hooligan, Sam, Nick1 and Frank, you guys are coming through for me in the clutch. I won't forget it.

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Six On The Dot wrote:

also, why cant you fill them out and change the answers, if its anon?

hey, remember this question?

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nathaniel parker wrote:
Six On The Dot wrote:

also, why cant you fill them out and change the answers, if its anon?

hey, remember this question?

And I would do them randomly, but that kinda goes against my morals. If I don't get em done, I'll just be honest and say I got x out of 15.

ASKED AND ANSWERED! Badgering the witness! or something.

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1.Fine
2.4,4,4,4,4
3.5,5,5,5,5,3,3
4.3M
5.yes
6.yes
7.yes
8.no
9.no
10.yes
11.yes
12.yes, no, no
13.no
14.no
15.no
16.no
17.yes
18.no, no
19.5
20.a culture that glorifies conspicuous consumption, excess and violence, promotes alcohol abuse, and degrades women, animals and life in general
Yes, but I don't vote as voting confers legitimacy upon a system I don't support

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Hooray! I wrote the paper and such, so this assignment is completely finished. Ted and Amous, thank you for your contributions as well. Gotta say, I enjoyed reading yours the most with the unique commentary.

Everyone who helped out, I'll repeat that I owe you and I won't forget this! My life was made far easier and I didn't have waste hours an face embarassment asking strangers in front of some supermarket hoping there's one in the mix who would take a GD survey.

If you guys need a few minutes from me for any reason, don't hesitate to ask. Also, I was glad to hear everyone's living in relative safety. Enjoying life, as it outta be.

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Oh yeah, to answer the statistical questions, there's between 7 and 8 million Americans in prison or jail right now, more than any 2 country's prison populations combined, and they (gubmint) also house 25% of the world's criminals. Of course this also means that the US also has the highest per-capita rate of incarceration of any country in the world. Under Apartheid in 1993, South Africa, incarcerated 851 black males per 100,000. Under prohibition in 2004, the United States incarcerated 4,919 black males per 100,000. We lock up almost five times as many minorities as nations with outright racist laws.

And for the sex offender question, most victims are known to the offender.

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