Michael Jackson: MURDERED!

Posted August 24th, 2009 by nathaniel parker

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Mon, 08/24/2009 - 17:46
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if the glove fits

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Mon, 08/24/2009 - 18:13
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actually, i believe the quote went, "If the glove don't fit, then you must acquit."

Smile Big

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Mon, 08/24/2009 - 18:27
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no no no. it goes "If the shoe fits, then you must wear it."

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Mon, 08/24/2009 - 18:30
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JKabol wrote:

actually, i believe the quote went, "If the glove don't fit, then you must acquit."

:D

i don't know why but too legit to quit popped up in my head when i read this

damn you mc hammer

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Mon, 08/24/2009 - 20:39
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MC Hammer killed Michael Jackson AND James Brown to assume the title of world's greatest living dancer!

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Mon, 08/24/2009 - 22:02
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...and crotch grabbing screamer!!!

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Tue, 08/25/2009 - 05:44
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I love the MC Hammer dance!

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Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:05
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At age 40, he will have aged gracefully and have a handsome, more mature look. In number, his fans will have grown tenfold by the year 2000.

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Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:37
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no no no. if the glove dont fit, then use it to slap somebody!

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Mon, 08/31/2009 - 12:44
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He's not quite dead...

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Tue, 09/01/2009 - 21:11
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but fireworks didn't shoot up as he jumped down! not even crazy lights basically there was nothing metallic, spectacular, or shiny.

well it definitely didn't look like this:

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