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Okay, so in two weeks, I'm moving, and I have a LOT of stuff to get rid of. Our new apartment is going to be smaller (boooo) but less than 30 seconds walk to the beach (yaaaaay!). Good news for Culties on two fronts: 1) if you ever visit Los Angeles, you can probably crash a night or two at our place, and be near the beach!

Aaaaand

2) I have lots of old stuff to get rid of. Let my loss be your gain! I'll send you whatever you want on this list (which I'll add to as I see fit) and you can have it for the cost of postage (and any donation you'd like to make from 0-1,000,000,000 dollars). Most of it is useless "decorative" stuff that any guy would have: action figures, old books, etc. I was a man-child, wasting money on decorative plastic desk art. If you want pics of anything, or want to call dibs on something, PM me.

For starters, I have:

All right folks. The Cult seems to be up to speed with more coiol stuff coming every day. People are posting again, birds are singing, so that means it's time for another MOnkeywright project. I know, I know, I hear you saying "past projects have met with limited success...why do you torture yourself so, Monkeywright?". Because if there's anything better than failing alone, it's failing as a group!

But we shall not fail! We shall make something amazing here! Si se puede!

OPEN CALL:

3 Actors for an audio play

Title of play:

Magic in the Seventh Inning Stretch

DRAMATIS PERSONAE:

Bobby: A young man

Jean: A young woman

Hog: A hotdog vendor

TIME AND PLACE: The upper deck cheap seats, Yankee Stadium, New York City. A hot summer’s day. The present.

I started the Cult Sports Group, so if you're tired of getting yelled at by all of those non-athletic-event types when you bring up sports, come and join the group! It's open admission for now, but if we have a lot of people popping in to say how much they hate sports, things will become...more exclusive.

Join! Join! Join!

For King and Country!

For Glory!

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!

Well, not anymore, not since I stopped my cable service. I miss that show so much. Anyway, this is my welcome post to those sports aficionados here - this is your place for the manly world of athletics. And the womanly world too. We've got an astounding Championship football weekend coming up, a basketball season full of surprises, MLB+HGH, Hockey in the great outdoors...so much to talk about, why not start now?

I've put categories in place for all of the major sports, and a Misc. category for anything you feel wasn't included. I'm flexible, if we get a lot of requests for, say, a dedicated NASCAR thread, or a golf thread, I'll kill myself. Or maybe I'll add the categories to the list. I'm fair and balanced.

What better place to talk about this than the new blog feature? Inspired by Jill's Tit, I'm going to try to put together an all-Cultie audio play from a couple of scripts I have. One (the experimental test balloon) is a 10-minute play that was a finalist in the Actors' Theatre of Louisville's National 10-Minute Play competition (something I really want to get back into...).It's called "Magic in the Seventh Inning Stretch", and it deals with a hokey marriage proposal gone horribly wrong.

I'll need three Culties who read well to put the project together, and possibly one who may be able to provide sound effects, although I'll cross that bridge later.

If this one works out successfully, I'll move on to the more ambitious project, "Holding Patterns", a one-act play which works well on the stage, but I think was designed to be a radio play, all voices and sounds...and I'll need more culties for that.

So... if you're interested, let me know. I'll post something on the boards about this as well...let's make audio magic!