We're not saying fventurini's life is boring, but . . .

Posted February 15th, 2008 by fventurini

I would like for my new page with my new account to stop telling me this. 

So I shall blog, and announce that with all certainty, my life is indeed interesting . . . take my word for it.

I will also add that the statement "blogga please" amuses me. 

That is all.

Smartazboy
February 15th, 2008

You're okay for an Italian kid. I'm assuming you are with a name like that. Welcome. Now entertain us with your non boring life stories.


glamhoth
February 16th, 2008

Dance for us. Dance!


damien_mayfair
February 16th, 2008

been ages since i've been here... i gotta say, nice drapes.

welcome and don't let the blank digital sheet of paper intimidate. make it bleed with every keystroke. i'm feeling pretty stabby myself.


fventurini
February 16th, 2008

My ankle was severely injured during a basketball game Wed night.  We only had 5 guys and the ref says to me, "can you play or are you guys going to forfeit?"  So I wrap it tight to where I can at least limp around and even score 9 points (only need one leg to hit the 3).  Now I can tell my grandchildren that I scored nine points during the second half on a broken ankle.

 

Vicodin = happy.  I'm finishing up my first quarter in an MFA program as well, and so far, my particular brand of work has gone over like a lead fart in a class full of housewives and  young girls.  So that lets me know it's working as I intended. 

 

I'm going to play some Call of Duty 4 tonight as a reward for my injury.  My new workshop submission is called "Strings" and I think it's a pretty decent read that sprung from one of my fiction assignments. 

 

I recommend the book "What If," it's like having a collection of great stories and a whole self-assignment workshop in the palm of your hand.  So far, so good.

 

That's it for the Italian kid (yes, I am Italian).  I was reading through the anthology forum and it looks like a race to see who can get a Cult-ish story published to help the anthology hang it's hat.  I'm in. 

 

Enjoy the long weekend.  Government jobs rock.

 

Fred


Alecia
February 16th, 2008

See, I had to go look up "lead fart".


glamhoth
February 16th, 2008

I don't suppose you'd mind elucidating that one for me?

I'd rather not look it up.


Alecia
February 16th, 2008

Here, I'll spare you by quoting the source verbatim.  :D

 

[font=arial]"The heaviest of all farts. It sounds like a dropped ripe watermelon. Or a falling body in some cases. It is the only fart that goes thud. Except for the odor, which is also very heavy, it could be missed altogether as a fart. What was that, you might think? And never guess."[/font]


glamhoth
February 16th, 2008

Thank you, I'm glad I did not have to google that.


postmodman11
March 5th, 2008

 Merci,

I just joined the group with the desire for a group of writers to get some fluff out and grind down to the nerve.  I don't know much about this area of the site, so is that what this is?  

PMM 


BitterEmpathy
March 12th, 2008

.... How do you clap your hand with only one hand?

Without splitting ear drums.

I want an assignment.  Did I pick the wrong lock?


Nightrious
March 12th, 2008

Yeah.


Pablo Cares
June 13th, 2008

Not that this isn't all terribly interesting, Mr. Fventurini...but...

 

Yeah, it's boring.


TheJudasCow
June 13th, 2008

I was like... what is this gibberish and then i was like... oh

I get it

so

hi there. the fuck kinda name has an f and a v right nect to eachother.


nathaniel parker
June 13th, 2008

FVCK YOU!